Machine naming

I'm typing on Ptolemy and over there, Delphium is playing music.
What do you name your computers? Do you stick to a theme?

Mine is called babylon.


APC
BPC
CPC
...

Mine is named after different species of fish.

debian-desktop
windows7-notebook
openbsd-server
debian-notebook


Fucking neurotypicals

>>5
I like your style.

fourier, galois, fermat...

>>5
I agree. Dual-booting is a sin and I never see myself installing the same operating system on two desktops.

>>4
I name mine after different species of ghoti.

>>8
I have computers with three operating systems, I also have multiple notebooks and desktops. I use a notebook as a media center, the other one is a simple notebook.

I named them

debian-desktop
windows7-workstation

debian-notebook
debian-mediacenter

I never confuse them because the last part of the hostname describes the purpose of the machine. Oh, I'm not some kind of retarded fat American who buys redundant electronics either. There might be 2 laptops, but each one serves a different purpose.

This also has the advantage of knowing what computers are on and what OSs were booted and how many of them are connected to the LAN just by looking at the router's info page.

Fuck off, neurotypical fagshit. Go name your machines after the pop singers Reddit likes.

>>10
Oh, I see. I understand it must be difficult to remember the purposes of the machines you own, manage, and operate.
That reminds me, I have to change my middle name to Dicksucker by deed poll this week. I can't forget what I'm supposed to be doing, now can I?

Any true adept of esotericism would have a standalone word processor named Abulafia.

superuser = iddqd@loveboat

I name mine after little anime girls I like.
Physical: Konata, Cirno, Rika
Virtual: Sakurako, Flandre, Madoka, Hinaichigo

>>14
Horrible taste in little girls.

>>11
Forgetting the purposes? No, I'm simply giving a good use to a feature that's supposed to be informative.

>>12
I started reading the book a couple days ago. I'm in the part where they go to Brazil and talk about nigger religions. Does it get better after this?

>>14
Where the fuck are Taiga and Remon?

>>14
Cirno? Flandre?

Come back after you actually play the games.

>>12,16
Kabbalah? Shalom!

>>16
Naming your machine is the ONE CHANCE you had to be creative and fun, and YOU FUCKED IT UP

>>20
Creativity is for the normals. I bet you put Hello Kitty stickers in your bed when you were young.

Keine
Reisen
Youmu
Jewjewko
Jewkari

>>21
2012
Not having Hello Kitty stickers in your bed
SHIGGY

my freedom-loving Le Mote: nee-chan
my Windows Media Center: shitstain
my Apple iPad: fagshit
My other laptop's name was ``cretin'' but it died in a fire.

>>21
Nah, just teeth marks.

>>23
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LOL I JUST LITERALLY

PEED
MY
PANTS

JUST A LITTE THOUGH

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whatr the HELL

WHATA FUCK MAN xD

i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh

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OMGOSH

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A BIG ONE

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>>16
Basically the entire thing is about religions and symbolism so if that's not your thing I don't know why you even picked it up. It does get back to the main plot soon but they don't start working on The Plan until a little more than halfway through the book.

DO YOU STICK TO AN ANUS?

>>27
I almost shat my pants reading about the Templars. I really liked that part. But these niggers are boring as hell, man.

I never said I would drop the book, but I hope this third world crap ends soon.

>>28
STICK IN MY ANUS

>>14
YOU MENA RIKKA

>>31
YAO MENA RIKKU

>>15
I do not like them.

>>17
To each his own, but fuck you anyway.

>>18
I have played them. Then I failed on easy mode, so I went to pixiv instead.

>>31
No. Rikka Takanashi is nice, but Rika Furude will always hold a special place in my heart.

I have played them. Then I failed on easy mode, so I went to pixiv instead.
Typical fagshit.

>>14
Try tsukimi you danmaku heathen

>>35
Try Nepeta you filthy weeaboo!

>>33
Rika Furude will always hold a special place in my heart.
But she's a whore, and she dies too often.

Servers:
* olorin
* myrddin
* allanon

Other machines:
* yuki
* lumi
* fonn
* shalgu
* khion
* nix

>>37
Fuck you.

* 1
* 2
* 3
* 4

i'm too lazy to use touhou names

>>40
Hostnames that are also valid IP addresses are the best idea in the world.

>>41
Those aren't valid IP addresses.

>>42
Yes they are. They're 0.0.0.1, 0.0.0.2, 0.0.0.3, and 0.0.0.4 in decimal notation, which is a perfectly valid, widely understood notation for IP addresses.
The 0/8 block is special-use, but they're valid addresses.

Read your RFCs.

web1 web2 webn
db1 db2 dbn
worker1 worker2 workern
cache1 cache2 cachen

because I'm not a ``faggot''

>>43
       A value of zero in the network field means this network.  This is
      only used in certain ICMP messages.

>>42
I'm going to blow your mind:

Type ``3432565928'' into your browser's address bar and hit Go.

alpha, beta, gamma, delta.

I bet I am the first person to think of this.

>>46
It opens a Google search page?

>>46
413518646 is better.

I name mine after Jazz musicians. Thelonious, Zappa, Coltrane, etc.

>>50
Back to /r/ruby, please.

>>39
No, fuck you!

I used to name my machines by cool-sounding words:
franz, neumann, crocetin, macron

Now I've started using witches:
sycorax, circe, karres

not naming your desktop Lain

Lain!

>>54
Well, my wifi is named `wairudo'.

Mai Waifi