Machine naming

I'm typing on Ptolemy and over there, Delphium is playing music.
What do you name your computers? Do you stick to a theme?

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Oh, I see. I understand it must be difficult to remember the purposes of the machines you own, manage, and operate.
That reminds me, I have to change my middle name to Dicksucker by deed poll this week. I can't forget what I'm supposed to be doing, now can I?