/prog/ - Janitor — World4ch

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-29 19:53

Hey /prog/, we might have a janitor soon.

Opinions?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-29 19:57

moot will probably appoint either an extremely autistic world4ch faglord shitposter or someone from the imageboards who knows nothing about the textboards.

Either way, we're fucked.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-29 20:03

HAEV U RED TEH SICP TODAY!?????????>

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-29 20:04

/polecat faggot/

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-29 20:04

It advertizing a startup ``spam''?

Name: 5 2012-10-29 20:05

>>5
s/^It/Is/

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-29 20:06

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Name: Anonymous 2012-10-29 21:27

Surefire way to kill the soul of the single greatest board on the net of all time and turn it into the single worst board on the net of all time.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-29 22:02

Thanks, Mootberg! I needed someone to scrub my toilet!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-29 22:18

We need a freedom-respecting alternative to world4ch.

Might as well scrap the Shitchan while we're at it. /prog/riders Must submit alternative implementations that meet the following requirements:

- Low memory usage
- No db usage (flat text files instead please!)
- No support for banning or any moderation
- Fast start-up time
- No support for captcha verifications
- Executable + runtime small enough to fit on a floppy
- Formally proven to be correct
- Standards-compliant BBcode support

Simple and correct, the true [u][o][i]PLAN 9[/u][/o][/i] way

Name: >>10 2012-10-29 22:20

shit. don't tease me, silly boys

have some dubs

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-29 22:46

>>10
- No support for banning or any moderation
What the fuck?

Also, I'd rather implement _{_S}^{^EXP}Code

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-29 22:46

- Formally proven to be correct
how

Name: dijkstra 2012-10-29 22:51

>>13
read my stuff.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-29 22:51

>>14
what's your stuff

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-29 23:04

>>10
modify tablecat's BBS software

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-29 23:11

>>16
perl is shit

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-29 23:17

>>13
lrn2SICP

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-29 23:22

>>10
http://qm3monarchzifkwa.onion/prog/ isn't good enough?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-30 0:41

>>19
wow, posting onion links on the clearnet

did you even read the FAQ?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-30 1:25

>>20
Did you?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-30 1:42

>>19
No one wants your shitty cancer board where Jews and cookies can't be posted. Eat a giant nigger dick and die.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-30 1:44

>>22
If you want spam, that's what /newpol/ is for.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-30 1:46

>>23
Fuck you, faggot. I'm going to go rape your nigger bitch mother and spit on a Jew just to spite you.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-30 2:04

>>19
Fuck off, pedophile.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-30 2:06

>>25
I didn't see any signs of paedophilia-related content in >>19's link. What are you basing your statement upon?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-30 2:09

The real reason moot is looking at appointing a Jewish janitor is to suppress the recent truths about the Jews coming out here.

Unbiased articles, written by Jews for Jewish eyes only:

http://blogs.timesofisrael.com/jews-do-control-the-media/
http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3342999,00.html

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-30 2:11

>>26
He's basing it on the obviously incorrect assumption that anyone who isn't the feminist jewspammer is a pedophile.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-30 2:12

>>26
onion is a site for pedophiles

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-30 2:17

>>29
Onion isn't a website, it's a pseudo-TLD for websites that are reachable via the Tor anonymity network. Applying the same logic, you could say that com is a site for paedophiles since there (probably) exists at least one CP website under the .com TLD.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-30 2:22

>>30
No one is going to post on your CP site freak. You can't trick us!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-30 2:27

>>30
com is for general purpose, onion is for pedophiles.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-30 2:40

>>31-32
Did your mommy drop you on your head when you were little?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-30 2:43

>>33
Fuck off, pervert. We don't want your child porn.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-30 3:02

>>20
YFW it gets crawled by The Google and loses its ``derp web'' status.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-30 3:07

I was upset that I only learned the textboards were accepting applications after the deadline was over.

I looked for ``/prog/'' in the dropdown, but it didn't occur to me to try ``/dis/''.

>>10

flat file

SQLite!

Plan 9

I would wholeheartedly support a progfs. It would be cool to be able to edit it from Acme like the Plan 9 Wiki.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-30 3:09

>>34
Yes, yes she did.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-30 3:22

>>10,36

Let's do it!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-30 3:31

>>36
progfs with a Display BBCode rendering engine.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-30 3:35

>>39

Or inline TROFF!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-30 4:05

so do we just reimplement 190 chan in coq or what?sage

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-30 4:26

>>10
fuk mannnn

let's make a text board protocol that's independent of HTTP.

Name: VIPPER 2012-10-30 5:52

Why wasnt this abomination of a board aborted already.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-30 6:11

>>43
Because there still are dubz left to get. Check 'em.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-30 6:45

>>44
Not for long, this board has already passed peak dubz.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-30 6:45

Virtual Toilet Scrubbing

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-30 7:00

>>45
Binary dubs are still there, untapped.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-30 7:21

>>47
Extraction of binary dubs is unsafe and not economically viable.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-30 10:15

>>47,48

Binary dubs considered unscientific and ultimately destructive.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-30 10:19

>>49
Once the economy tanks, dubs will be the only currency of value.

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