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I was fired today.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-12 22:05

I was fired today. They told me that they were ``downsizing'' and gave me three weeks severance pay. Sure, it was just a job writing shitty monkey code that connects a button to a database, but it still hurts. My boss said that I could list him as a reference, but he's a fuckstick, so I doubt it will help me get a job. Looks like I'll be scrubbing toilets with Kodak-chan. I was planning to watch a shit load of anime and masturbate for the entire weekend, but my dick won't work and I want to kill myself instead.

I hate my life and I hate programming.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-12 22:24

That's what you get for doing programming for a living instead of programming as a hobby.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-12 22:30

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-12 22:36

The only mistake you made was in becoming personally invested in your job and treating it as anything more than a temporary source of income. Your employer only treats you as a source of innovation that can be fired with zero days notice, so why should you treat them any differently?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-12 22:38

OP cheer up. You don't deserve to be working at that shithole. You will be better off someday. This will be nothing but a growing experience to you someday. You are more than talented enough to get a better job programming and a better life in general. Never forget it.

Reach for the stars brother. Bite off more than you can chew, and then chew it. I believe in you, now and forever.

Sincerely,

Anonymous

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-12 22:48

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 0:52

Why not just draw unemployment for a while?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 1:37

PayPal right?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 1:50

OP, don't feel so bad. At least you didn't get fired from a job literally two days after starting, like I did.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 1:57

>>8
No. A contractor that deals mostly with natural gas companies, that manages the records on all employees (welders, operators, etc...), and automatically updated when they were renewed their tests, or banned them if they did stupid crap like getting someone killed or costs lots of money (I heard of one welder who ruined 250K$ in 36 inch pipe by welding a dollar sign on every join).

They told me that because natural gas is so far down, the gas companies don't want to buy updates to 25 year old shitty code every year anymore. No idea how true it is though.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 2:05

>>10
sounds like the whole company could be replaced by a spreadsheet

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 2:09

>>11
Yes. Yes, it could. It probably could be done in MS Access and VB script by a secretary. The old, rich people who deal in oil like fancy shit that cost too much money though.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 2:10

>>9
What happened there?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 3:08

AMD announced a big layoff today.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 3:11

>>14
Once AMD goes under, it would be harder to pretend that cross-licensed patents are the same as open architecture.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 3:16

>>15
AMD's not going anywhere, they're merely downsizing and changing their focus. Not competing with Intel's high-end doesn't mean they're going to "go under". They're merely withdrawing a little from the desktop and server markets and concentrating on mobile and low-power solutions (just look at their latest APUs).

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 3:22

>>16          `
>x86
>mobile and low-power

costanza.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 3:23

>>17
/backplate getgoes/

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 6:48

Use your severance money to buy weapons, ammunition, non-perishable food, lights, batteries, a small diesel generator, lots of diesel fuel for it, lots of water filters, lots of soap and shampoo.

You are going to need at least: a 12" shotgun with 00 and slugshots, a pistol or a revolver, a scoped hunting rifle.

Spend the rest of the time getting to know your neighbors.  Prepare your house for a long siege.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 6:55

>>1
Become a tour guide.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 8:42

downsizing
ENTERPRISE QUALITY EUPHEMISM

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 8:43

check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 11:32

>>17
Why haven't you fucked off back to Reddit//g/ already? What the fuck are you waiting for?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 11:38

>>1
The ultimate worth of a programmer is decided by the programmer's ability to program her self out of a toilet. You're in the toilet now.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 11:38

>>23                   `
>2012
>being anal retentive
>le memeface.jpg
ISHYGGY DO DIGGY DEE

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 11:44

>>24
her
IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 11:50

>>26
himself then

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 11:53

But whatever, getting sacked is an interesting situation, you'll have to do something and it's for the better or worse. Makes you find out who you are and what you can do. That sounds more interesting and fun than doing the same shit everyday.

Name: VIPPER 2012-10-13 12:02

>>1
What the hell do you care what shitty cunts fired you. Be glad you are no longer trapped at a shitjob.

Yeah life is tough etc, but try to see it from the good side.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 12:23

>>29
protip: all jobs are shit

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 13:57

Time to brush up on your Visual Basic.NET!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 14:13

>>30
...unless it's Steve Jobs

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 14:25

I got dubs today. Check 'em.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 14:32

>>1
I know that feel OP, was fired this week too! It was a sudden "kthxbye anon".

Zero fucks was given. I was ready for that, also there is dozen of better jobs wating out there.

Stop whining and go get'em OP.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 15:03

maybe next time you'll work for a node.js company!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 18:00

What I do is spend 2 years developing key systems that the company depends on in an obscure language with a custom framework. Works every time. It's the standard way to get job security. Learn it well.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 18:13

This is why I'm a freelance web developer.

>wait, no it isn't... it's because i'm too lazy to find FT work doing real programming

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 18:54

underline, italicize

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 22:45

>>37
who the fuck are you trying to quote and why would you try to quote that

why are you a shitlance web developenis

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 22:59

>>39

back to g

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 23:17

>>40
>>37-san is the one who should go back

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-14 2:53

>>39

Bitch, clients pay me thousands for my xhtml/css/php work.

>who am i trying to quote
>lel

Name: EIG I hate you! 2012-10-14 6:05

>>35
Stop hurting me. My company just published this, and I want to quit:

* Node.js Experience is a Plus

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-14 8:27

Man, you're fucking dead.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-14 11:30

>le meme arrow

lrn2quote

TROLLED! xDDD

# OK NOW YOU'VE ANGERED AN EXPERT FARTIST!

> HOW THE FUCK DO YOU QUOTE ON RAILS?

> > FUCKING [o] HOW DOES IT WORK?

Name: 2012-10-14 15:31

Hope you're feeling better, OP.  The best thing about the programming world is that you can be working for peanuts building some start-up's shit idea or some university's slave labor research program, get fired or quit, and find a job doing basic CSS/Javascript shit  that pays $40/hr. 

The best thing about getting fired/quitting a job is that you now have a lot of free time to make your life as awesome as possible.  I'd suggest women, wine, and workout time.  Learn some new skills. Take it slow and you'll be rollin' on optimism.  Then you slide into job interviews or freelance gigs with huge balls of confidence and skills you've refined for the new job market.  Anyone who wouldn't hire you is an idiot who doesn't recognize talent, and you wouldn't want to work for an idiot anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-14 15:49

>>46
I'd suggest Touhous*

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-16 15:48

Go away. Jobless people aren't welcome here. Go be NEET on /jp/, you bum.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-16 15:56

>>48
hahahahaha

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-16 15:59

Whenever I'm fired (which is often, as I'm a contractor and I often get replaced by Indians), I watch anime too. So far, I've watched every episode of Sailor Moon and Card Captor Sakura. Soon, I'll finish Magical Doremi. Good luck.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-16 16:03

>>50
childish idiot. at least watch good anime you fucking faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-16 16:07

>>51
Fuck you, I like cute girls doing cute things. Go chop your cock off and die.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-16 17:12

>>52                         `
>sailor moon
>card captor
>``cute'' girls

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-16 17:48

>>50
Play Touhou, it has tons of cute girls.

>>53
Fuck off ``ironic'' shitposter.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-17 18:18

>>39

Bitch, clients pay me thousands for my xhtml/css/php work.

>who am i trying to quote
>lel

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-17 18:20

oops, i hit back and accidentally re-posted the form. LEL

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-17 18:24

[q]Who the fuck am I quoting?[/q]

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-17 18:29

>>57   `
no one

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-17 18:32

[quote]this is just a test[/quote]

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-17 18:56

>>55-59
Fuck off back to le imageredditnews.

Name: 60 2012-10-17 19:07

>Did I do it right?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-17 19:28

>>61
<span class='quote'>&gt;
i bes a nigga
a nigga bes me
i am de muthafuckinest
weres da white wimminz at?
</span>

Name: content="Anobymous" 2012-10-17 19:44

<blockquote cite="http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1350093928/62">
  <p> Do it right, you idiot<i>!</i> </p>
</blockquote>

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-17 20:24

AMD64 GET!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-17 20:28

ちゃんとしてよ!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-17 21:18

QUALITY THREAD

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-17 21:34

> > > penis

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-17 21:35

penis
penis

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-17 22:32

p
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b

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-17 23:15

>>69
valid perl

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-18 5:14

70<<
Don't lie (T^T).

$ cat penis.pl && perl penis.pl                                               
p
 |||e|||n|||i|||s||3
b

syntax error at penis.pl line 2, near "|||"
Substitution replacement not terminated at penis.pl line 2.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-18 5:28

>>71
You forgot a semicolon.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-18 5:44

$ perl /dev/random
Hello world!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-18 9:27

>>73
oh you.

Name: pop 2012-10-19 9:16

gvmthomas@gmx.de

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