/prog/ - I was fired today.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-12 22:05

I was fired today. They told me that they were ``downsizing'' and gave me three weeks severance pay. Sure, it was just a job writing shitty monkey code that connects a button to a database, but it still hurts. My boss said that I could list him as a reference, but he's a fuckstick, so I doubt it will help me get a job. Looks like I'll be scrubbing toilets with Kodak-chan. I was planning to watch a shit load of anime and masturbate for the entire weekend, but my dick won't work and I want to kill myself instead.

I hate my life and I hate programming.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 23:17

>>40
>>37-san is the one who should go back

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-14 2:53

>>39

Bitch, clients pay me thousands for my xhtml/css/php work.

>who am i trying to quote
>lel

Name: EIG I hate you! 2012-10-14 6:05

>>35
Stop hurting me. My company just published this, and I want to quit:

* Node.js Experience is a Plus

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-14 8:27

Man, you're fucking dead.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-14 11:30

>le meme arrow

lrn2quote

TROLLED! xDDD

# OK NOW YOU'VE ANGERED AN EXPERT FARTIST!

> HOW THE FUCK DO YOU QUOTE ON RAILS?

> > FUCKING [o] HOW DOES IT WORK?

Name: ☻ 2012-10-14 15:31

Hope you're feeling better, OP. The best thing about the programming world is that you can be working for peanuts building some start-up's shit idea or some university's slave labor research program, get fired or quit, and find a job doing basic CSS/Javascript shit that pays $40/hr.

The best thing about getting fired/quitting a job is that you now have a lot of free time to make your life as awesome as possible. I'd suggest women, wine, and workout time. Learn some new skills. Take it slow and you'll be rollin' on optimism. Then you slide into job interviews or freelance gigs with huge balls of confidence and skills you've refined for the new job market. Anyone who wouldn't hire you is an idiot who doesn't recognize talent, and you wouldn't want to work for an idiot anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-14 15:49

>>46
I'd suggest Touhous*

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-16 15:48

Go away. Jobless people aren't welcome here. Go be NEET on /jp/, you bum.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-16 15:56

>>48
hahahahaha

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-16 15:59

Whenever I'm fired (which is often, as I'm a contractor and I often get replaced by Indians), I watch anime too. So far, I've watched every episode of Sailor Moon and Card Captor Sakura. Soon, I'll finish Magical Doremi. Good luck.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-16 16:03

>>50
childish idiot. at least watch good anime you fucking faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-16 16:07

>>51
Fuck you, I like cute girls doing cute things. Go chop your cock off and die.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-16 17:12

>>52

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>sailor moon

>card captor

>``cute'' girls

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-16 17:48

>>50
Play Touhou, it has tons of cute girls.

>>53
Fuck off ``ironic'' shitposter.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-17 18:18

>>39

Bitch, clients pay me thousands for my xhtml/css/php work.

>who am i trying to quote
>lel

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-17 18:20

oops, i hit back and accidentally re-posted the form. LEL

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-17 18:24

[q]Who the fuck am I quoting?[/q]

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-17 18:29

>>57

`

no one

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-17 18:32

[quote]this is just a test[/quote]

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-17 18:56

>>55-59
Fuck off back to le imageredditnews.

Name: 60 2012-10-17 19:07

>Did I do it right?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-17 19:28

>>61
>
i bes a nigga
a nigga bes me
i am de muthafuckinest
weres da white wimminz at?

Name: content="Anobymous" 2012-10-17 19:44

<blockquote cite="http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1350093928/62">
 Do it right, you idiot! 
</blockquote>

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-17 20:24

AMD64 GET!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-17 20:28

ちゃんとしてよ！

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-17 21:18

QUALITY THREAD

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-17 21:34

> > > penis

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-17 21:35

penis
penis

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-17 22:32

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Name: Anonymous 2012-10-17 23:15

>>69
valid perl

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-18 5:14

70<<
Don't lie (T^T).



$ cat penis.pl && perl penis.pl                                                

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syntax error at penis.pl line 2, near "|||"

Substitution replacement not terminated at penis.pl line 2.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-18 5:28

>>71
You forgot a semicolon.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-18 5:44

$ perl /dev/random Hello world!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-18 9:27

>>73
oh you.

Name: pop 2012-10-19 9:16

gvmthomas@gmx.de

I was fired today.

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43 Name: EIG I hate you! 2012-10-14 6:05

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46 Name: ☻ 2012-10-14 15:31

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