/prog/ - Shower question

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 7:54

Is it true that Americans only use stationary shower heads which can not be detached to guide a strong stream of water into the anus for proper cleaning? Do you enjoy walking around with a firm crust of sweaty shit trapped between your buttocks?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 7:58

I wipe.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 8:00

I'm European and my shower head isn't stationary. I clean my anus thoroughly.

Name: implying mericunts are obesed 2012-09-29 8:11

In most locations yes. However you can buy your own, or move your ass to get direct pressure from the shower with at the least 5psi.

Then again, do you rinse your ass when after every dump?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 8:18

I shave and bleach my anus. I also do anal douching every now and then, in addition to rigorous cleaning in the shower. My anus is cleaner than most people's hands.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 8:33

tried this the other day and was surprised by results

yellow shit water flew out of my anus and it felt great

Name: agreed microbiologist 2012-09-29 8:34

>>5
>Then again, do you rinse your ass when after every dump?

Now, do you also bleach, and occasionally corrode, your mouth after every intake to?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 8:36

>>7
No, but I brush my teeth quite often.

Name: kiss that ass 2012-09-29 8:43

>>8
Then you are yet to reach ENTERPRISE HYGIENE

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 8:45

Asian way of cleaning their ass after every dump is clearly superior: proper and thorough wash.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 8:51

>>10
yeah, but they don't bleach their mouths. And why they have foul breaths.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 9:53

Why aren't bidets more universal?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 11:56

>>1
I doubt all that happens in a whole continent. North and South America are very different cultures.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 12:19

>>13
North and South America are also two different continents.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 12:24

>>13
But South Americans are monkeys! They don't even shower.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 12:26

>>15
They shower, but they don't shower their anus.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 12:42

I'm southamerican and i shower my anus. I even have a bidet

Feels goooood

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 12:44

>>17
Let me guess, Argentina.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 12:49

>>18

No, Chile

I live in a old house (built on the 1960's). 2 of the 3 bathrooms have bidets. Is not somewhat you see often here these days. All the new houses are built like shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 12:55

How does it feel to shower your anus?

Mine is always itchy as fuck because TP never is enough and I always get a shit nugget stuck in my ass hair, but I have no means of washing it thoroughly.

I hate shitting with passion.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 13:13

>>19
1960s is an old house in Chile? Is everything else mud huts?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 13:30

I, too, shower my anus. Sometimes (once or twice a week)I also clean it, so to speak, from inside. I stick my soapy finger up my anus and wiggle around a little. It feels a bit weird (not pushing in, but pulling out, since the feeling is reminiscent of that occurring during shitting) but hygiene is important!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 15:04

>>21
Yes, mud and straw and horse shit (which is kind of
both combined)

Shower question

1 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 7:54

2 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 7:58

3 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 8:00

4 Name: implying mericunts are obesed 2012-09-29 8:11

5 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 8:18

6 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 8:33

7 Name: agreed microbiologist 2012-09-29 8:34

8 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 8:36

9 Name: kiss that ass 2012-09-29 8:43

10 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 8:45

11 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 8:51

12 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 9:53

13 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 11:56

14 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 12:19

15 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 12:24

16 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 12:26

17 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 12:42

18 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 12:44

19 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 12:49

20 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 12:55

21 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 13:13

22 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 13:30

23 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 15:04