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The only way to beat Jews

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 6:33

is to be a Jew. We should:

- Change our surnames to -berg, -stein, -man, etc.
- Identify ourselves as Jews

Before you think I'm crazy, think about it: if they can't figure out who's Jew and who's not Jew, they can't conspire against us!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 7:00

My name is now Ophanim Bergmanstein. Thank you OP!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 7:19

David Cohensteinberg reporting in

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 7:28

Andrew Goldberg reporting in

Name: Shlomo Goldstein 2012-09-29 7:48

Shlomo Goldstein reporting in

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 8:24

>>1
The only way to beat criminals…

…is to be a criminal. We should:

- Change our surnames to kingpin monikers: -stein, -man, etc.
- Identify ourselves as criminals

Before you think I'm crazy, think about it: if they can't figure out who's a criminal and who's not a criminal, they can't rob and kill us!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 8:26

The only way to beat touhous…

…is to be a touhou. We should:

- Become girls
- Dress up in silly outfits

Before you think I'm crazy, think about it: if they can't figure out who's a touhou and who's not a touhou, they can't shoot and game over us!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 8:40

The only way to beat a chess champion…

…is to be a chess champion. We should:

- Change our surnames to grandmaster ones: -stein, -man, etc.
- Pretend we know a shitload about opening moves and can see a few boards in future.

Before you think I'm crazy, think about it: if they can't figure out who's a chess champion and who's not a chess champion, they can't outplay us!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 8:43

>>6,7,8
Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 9:12

The only way to beat off…

…is to be off. We should:

- Stop washing
- Stop cleaning our teeth

Before you think I'm crazy, think about it: if they can't figure out who's beating off and who's not beating off, they can't beat us off!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 9:24

The only way to beat the averages…

…is to be average. We should:

- Learn C++.
- For each of our projects, write a slow, bug-ridden, ad hoc and informally specified implementation of half of Common Lisp.

Before you think I'm crazy, think about it: if they can't figure out who's average and who's not average, they can't escape Blub and outsmart us!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 9:26

The only way to beat Russians...

is to be Russian. We should:

- Change our surnames to -sky, -mein, -tov, etc.
- Identify ourselves as Russian

Before you think I'm crazy, think about it: if they can't figure out who's Russian and who's not Russian, they can't rampage drunkenly against us!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 9:32

>>12
Fail. Russians intake a lot of vodka, which only damages them, but will poison you instantly.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 13:54

The only way to beat pedophilia…

…is to be a pedophile. We should:

- Change our surnames to pedophile ones: Goldberg, -stein, -man, etc.
- Lure children away with sweets and rape them in dark basement, then drink their blood.

Before you think I'm crazy, think about it: if we rape-murder our children, then pedophiles won't get them!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 14:43

>>14
Two of my lecturers are called Goldberg. I'd better keep an eye on my pert, smooth buttocks.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 14:47

is John Goodman one of us?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 14:57

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 15:27

>>17
convicted and sentenced to imprisonment of twenty years.
Funny, he molested kids and produced CP and only got 20 years. Mean while, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morton_Berger got 200 years for possessing twenty.

This is just disgusting. Kikes openly flaunt the law and the justice system and no one gives a fuck because of LOL HOLOCAUST! And then they wonder why the fuck we hate them.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 15:29

>>18
Asamasalami!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 15:49

>>18
Because Goldberg is Jewish, while Berger is goyim.

Also if some troll posts CP on /b/ and it sticks inside your browser cache, you too can get 200 years.

Note that various PC-maintenance shops will scan your caches for porn-images.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 16:08

Its very common nowadays for jews to marry non-jews, for jews to be openly gay and for jews to be sexually active. Western Society has completely lost any stigma for sex to where anyone can fuck anyone and its not going to affect their life. So in 20 years or so jews will be so racially diluted that it wont mean anything anymore to be jewish. Which is a good thing I guess.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 16:29

Actually I know of another way.

I was reading Shirley Temple's autobiography, and she detailed an account where she was separated from her by a a Jewish Time-Warner executive who showed her his cock in an attempt to molest her. She laughed at his penis and he was too embarrassed to proceed, and let her go. It is clear from this that the size of the small Jewish penis is a weak spot and can be exploited to our advantage.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 16:29

>>18,20
Did you goys even read the wikipedia article?

Goldberg and Berger were prosecuted for different crimes under different jurisdictions. There are 50 states in the US, all of which have different laws and different penalties. Berger was arrested in Arizona which happens to be the strictest.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 16:31

>>23
Proof that the other states have more kike influence, nothing more.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 16:39

>>24
Arizona
Kike influence

Oh boy, you really are a sandnigger aren't you?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 16:40

>>25
Shalom, hymie!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 16:43

>>25
You are being purposefully obtuse you dumb kike. I meant that the other states are giving lesser sentences for such horrific crimes because the Jews want the goyim to eat their young, so to speak.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 17:06

>>21
You dont know Jews...

Remembering the words of Chekhov that "everything about man should be beautiful" and looking at the Jews, you keep feeling that the Jews seemingly have been deliberately bred as antipode of a man, about whom everything is ugly: the face, the clothes, the soul and the thoughts. So I think that the famous Jewish uncleanliness and smell of kitchens and Jewish settlements, of which always came an unbearable smell of filth, pigwashes, onion and garlic, have a very ancient tradition. A friend of mine, a great lover of women, even once told me that Jewish women are really terrible, terrible stink - they emit inexpressible sickening stench. So that he later learned to detect the Jews based on this scent and tried to avoid contact with them - every time dealing with the Jews made him feel physically sick.

Rozanov has rightly remarked that the mikveh is a very important element of Jewish nationalism. After all, it allows all Jews to join and to plunge in their own filth. And if a Jew accustomed to without disgust paddle in the sticky mire of sweat, urine and filth of all their female relatives, for all the rest he can easily forgive a Jew. Through the mikveh lies the unity of the Jews through the filth and stench, introduction to the national body. Actually, this is the construction of Jewish nationalism - the unity in filth, and the evils of the common crimes. And perhaps that is why Judaism is so attractive to all kinds of perverts and degenerates, even of gentile origin. Not surprisingly, the Jewish sect of the Essenes died out because of mikvehs and unsanitary.

Every nation has its criminals. And all the criminals together form Jewish nation. The Jews are the nation of incorrigible criminals, awaiting execution.

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