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Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 1:20

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 1:34

Hosted IRC? What a strange business idea.

The only companies I can think of who use IRC in a professional capacity are ones related to software, and they have staff who can handle setting up a trivial IRC server.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 1:38

http://convore.com/

convore is gone, try our new product grove

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 1:58

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 2:14

Remember guys, WEB 2.0!!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 6:02

What did you want Leah to learn? She has learned plenty of good things by experiencing failure. Failure teaches lessons that will stay with you when you try again for the next time.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 6:07

>>6
I agree, Leah did just fine. I love you baby girl <3

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 6:24

She is amazingly cute. She can start a Wikipedia spinoff, because her face would be much prettier than Jimmy Wales's one asking for donations.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 7:24

>>8
Too bad cuteness doesn't sell as well as a surname like "goldberg", "bagelberg", "moneyberg", "lawyerberg" or "scienceberg".

As in, you need to be a filthy fucking jude to steal and rape and murder your way into the current business models. Hitler could have prevented this. Hitler could have made it possible for Leah to score.

But you fucking cowards had to stop Hitler. And now the whole lot of you has to pay for it. I hope you guys enjoy this situation; it's not going to change any time soon.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 8:58

>>9
/newpol/

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 11:11

>>7
Leah looks like a fucking horse.

Now, if she were Sanae, Okuu or Patchy, we would be talking.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 11:22

>>11
Shalom, kike!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 11:27

>>12
But Japanese people are not Jewish!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 11:33

>>13
Patchouli uses Jewish magic.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 11:41

>>13
Yes. But attempting to attack Leah's beauty using Japanese people is a Jewish tactics. Ugly Jews love to hide behind others.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 11:59

>>14
Not really.

>>15
You can't attack something that doesn't exist.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 12:26

wwwwwwwwwwwwww
After finding out about this Web2.0 Quality! half-baked failcake, I do admit it makes me reconsider her eligibility as our mascot. A bit, except there's just one major problem, she's still a FIOCista. You guys should've sent SICP to her instead of Guido.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 12:42

>>17
She never was our pet, fuck off ``faggot"

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 12:59

>>16
Shalom, Hymie!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 13:02

>>17
Both Guido and SICP are Jewish. Better send her Ruby, before you come up with a viable LISP book, which has no kikes behind it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 13:51

    if not username and password:
BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 14:14

50 users for 125/mo?

holy fucking shit

not to mention the cost per user goes up with bigger plans, what a bunch of dumbasses

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 14:48

>>19,20
/newpol/

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 14:52

>>19
But Patchouli is not a Jew. Stop calling me a Jew.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 16:03

>>24
Only a Jew would deny Leah's beauty.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 16:04

lel

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 16:06

nasty rachel

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 16:13

>>25
She's 4/10, wouldn't bang.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 16:18

>>28
Shalom, Shlomo!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 16:26

>>25-29
How do you know Jews don't like Leah?  Oh, yeah, you must be one.

Fuck off, this thread is not Touhou related and you're shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 16:41

>>30
Leah Culver doesn't look Jewish and the Jews love only ugly, depressive and disfigured things. Compare for example talentless Jewish bitch Idina Menzel:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsQIUJQkkQg

to Elaine Page:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x6506fRq2g

And the Jews consider Menzel the ideal of Jewish beauty. You can see how enraged these kikes are by any negative comment on Menzel's ugly look or horrible performance.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 17:21

>>31
Whoa, she's ugly.

Labia Cleaver is still ugly, though.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 18:25

I actually lold while reading her post.  Typical girly way of fucking up as usual and trying to talk her way out of it hoping that since she is a girl no one will get mad at her.

Too bad this fucking skill is useless in business

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 19:25

50 users: $125 / month
lel typical ``startup''

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 22:14

>>34

It gets more expensive when you have more users?
ENTERPRISE TURNKEY MONEY-MAKER!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 2:20

>>1
hahahahahahaha

THANKS FOR THE CATCH OF THE DAY, GOLD MAN.

Name: 36 2012-09-17 2:21

IRC? MAN, ISN'T THAT JUST THE PLACE TO BE? IT'S LIKE AN ON-GOING WAR LOL ISN'T IT?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 17:42

>>33
She's one of the sexiest programmers alive. Who can get mad at that?
http://www.businessinsider.com/the-sexiest-programmers-alive-2011-5?op=1

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 17:43

>>38
Dave Goldberg
Well.

Leah is fucking ugly, fuck off.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 17:46

Leah Culver, the queen of /prog/!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 17:58

>>38
Wow she actually looks kinda cute in that picture, they must've scoured far and wide for that, however
Leah is a hardcore programmer
No.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 18:05

All the publicity and hype (good and bad) that she got for being a successful pretty female programmer did not have a good effect on her career choices. Maybe CEO is not the right position for her. Maybe she should just be a lead developer, or a senior developer, or even just a regular developer (if she can tolerate that, it being so incongruent with the dimension her notoriety).

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 18:18

>>33
That skill is actually more relevant than you think.

Regards,
Businessman.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 18:19

    username = raw_input('Username: ')
    password = raw_input('Password: ')
    if not username and password:
        ...


Wow.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 18:25

>>42
Did you know that most successful businessmen fail three opportunities before running a successful business? Trying and failing is a normal part of being an entrepreneur. As long as she learns from the experience, she'll be better equipped to establish and manage other opportunities in the future.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 18:33

Did you know that must unsuccessful businesswomen fail three opportunities before failing another business? trying and failing is a normal part of being an enterpreneur. as long as she doesnt learn from the experience, she'll never be equipped to establish and manage other opportunities in the future.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 18:35

ask leah culver,

she speaks fluent geek, fioc and javascript. she spends her days sucking cock and failing programming.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 20:22

>>44
Leah is a hardcore programmer

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 21:01

http://docs.python.org/reference/expressions.html#boolean-operations

>or     Boolean OR
>and     Boolean AND
>not x     Boolean NOT


Turns out FIOC has its boolean operators precedence backwards and this is why Leah's code works.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 21:02

>>49
forgot my spaces

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 21:15

Why do you ANUSes still care about Leah?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 21:22

>>49
You are wrong.
>>> not True and False
False
>>> not (True and False)
True

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 21:35

>>52
You're right. It doesn't work, my bad.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 0:37

>>44

sauce on this dumb leah code plox.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 0:45

>>54
Are you too retarded to read through her blog post on grove.io?
https://gist.github.com/a1caaa73acb69a3807d9

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 0:56

>>53
Okay, Leah

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 1:01

TechCrunch has the scoop and exclusive beta invites for a new stealth startup with a dream team of co-founders:

Leah Culver
Terry A. Davis
Frozen Void
Kodak Gallery Programmer

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 2:07

>>57
I'm sure they can work something out. A social web2.0 photo-gallery site; they can store photos server-side efficiently with infinite-compression algorithms... maybe it could embed the writings of god himself as watermarks onto everything uploaded too, who knows!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 8:33

hahahahahahahahaha

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 9:59

Interesting, that Leah Culver has a fellowship on /prog/, while everybody else remembers her as blonde cumdumpster who acquired a free apple notebook by from whiteknighting hackerspace residents.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 10:11

LEAHHHH I LOVE U!!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 10:26

>>60
She fucked nerds for apple gear?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 10:33

>>62
video?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 10:36

>>62
I don't think so, it's basically gotis in it's own way.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 10:40

Leah Culver has not released a sex tape yet.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 11:40

>>57
I'd buy shares of a company started by Leah, FrozenVoid, and the ``In Lisp'' guy.  They would have written hip web 2.0 cloud e-application APIs for infinite compression in ``In Lisp'' which would by that time compile directly into Node.js.

FrozenVoid would be the source of brilliant algorithms and Leah would be the source of                                tits                   .

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 13:54

>>38
Can't tell if bad camera sensor noise or acne scarring.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 14:00

>>38
Nelly Yusupova, Daniel Doubrovkine and Sara Chipps are so unbelievable ugly, they must be gased right away.

And that troll who insulted Leah would go next.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 15:46

leah noodz plox

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 15:57

>>60
The ``Leah fellowship" is just 3 lonely faggots from /b/ who don't have a Touhou girlfriend.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 15:58

Who might you be quoting, >>67-kun?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 16:05

i want a 3D girlfriend :(

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 16:05

>>70
Leah is the queen of /prog/, noob.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 16:06

>>73
No, FrozenVoid is the queen of /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 16:09

>>72
Don't worry, you're just growing up. Imaginary friends from Japanese cartoons, they, you know, don't really exist.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 16:11

>>75
That's what makes them better, though.

At least I don't have to deal with ``hot girls" using if not username and password:.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 16:14

>>76
Don't get me wrong, I encourage your sexuality. You're weak. Just get the fuck out of the gene pool.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 16:44

i want a 3DPD girl, why cant i have one :(

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 16:57

>>78
Why can't you?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 17:09

>>77
Who the fuck said I'm going to reproduce? Be glad I'm not going to pollute it.

On the other hand, enjoy the rest of your bitter life with your ``significant other".

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 17:17

another one by a woman:
        if not username and password is not None:

https://code.djangoproject.com/attachment/ticket/2507/ldapauth.py

lel women can't logic

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 17:20

why cant women process simple logical expressions?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 17:23

>>82
implying implications

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 17:27

>>83
Back to /g/, ``please"!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 17:27

>>83
are you a butthurt woman?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 17:29

>>85
╔══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╗
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong black woman ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who don’t need no man ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
╚══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╝

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 17:31

women dont need no logic.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 17:32

>>20
Conrad Barski is a Jew?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 17:42

>>88
Yes, even if he doesn't know it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 18:47

[code]╔══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╗
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ you are a weird daft labia cleaver ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who dont need no logic ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
╚══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╝[code]

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 18:48

Still waiting, Leah.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 18:49

>>90
Shalom, Nigger!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 18:57

╔══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╗
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ you are a weird daft labia cleaver ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who dont need no logic ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
╚══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╝

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-19 2:10

>>88
"Barski" is Polish surname meaning "lordly". Kikes took these to look more important than they are. For the same reason kikes love Superman and Batman Jews.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-19 2:19

>>94
/newpol/

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-19 2:33

>>95
/auschwitz/

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-21 6:22

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Name: Anonymous 2013-08-21 6:53

What the fuck is wrong with Python?


>>> not 1 and 0
False
>>> not 1 and 1
False
>>> not 0 and 1
1
>>> not 0 and 0
0
>>> not 'xx' and 'yy'
False
>>> not 'xx' and ''
False
>>> not '' and 'yy'
'yy'
>>> not '' and ''
''

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-21 6:59

>>98
This gets better and better:


>>> '' == 0
False
>>> not 0 == (not '')
True
>>> not = ''
True
>>> '' == False
False
>>> not '' == True
True
>>> not True == ''
True

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-21 7:01

>>98
Err, >>> not = '' should be not 0 == ''.

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