/prog/ - Startup Comedy Gold LEL

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 1:20

https://grove.io/blog/grove-shutting-down-october-13

Oh Leah, when will you learn?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 1:34

Hosted IRC? What a strange business idea.

The only companies I can think of who use IRC in a professional capacity are ones related to software, and they have staff who can handle setting up a trivial IRC server.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 1:38

http://convore.com/

convore is gone, try our new product grove

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 1:58

https://grove.io/plans
those names

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 2:14

Remember guys, WEB 2.0!!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 6:02

What did you want Leah to learn? She has learned plenty of good things by experiencing failure. Failure teaches lessons that will stay with you when you try again for the next time.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 6:07

>>6
I agree, Leah did just fine. I love you baby girl <3

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 6:24

She is amazingly cute. She can start a Wikipedia spinoff, because her face would be much prettier than Jimmy Wales's one asking for donations.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 7:24

>>8
Too bad cuteness doesn't sell as well as a surname like "goldberg", "bagelberg", "moneyberg", "lawyerberg" or "scienceberg".

As in, you need to be a filthy fucking jude to steal and rape and murder your way into the current business models. Hitler could have prevented this. Hitler could have made it possible for Leah to score.

But you fucking cowards had to stop Hitler. And now the whole lot of you has to pay for it. I hope you guys enjoy this situation; it's not going to change any time soon.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 8:58

>>9
/newpol/

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 11:11

>>7
Leah looks like a fucking horse.

Now, if she were Sanae, Okuu or Patchy, we would be talking.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 11:22

>>11
Shalom, kike!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 11:27

>>12
But Japanese people are not Jewish!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 11:33

>>13
Patchouli uses Jewish magic.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 11:41

>>13
Yes. But attempting to attack Leah's beauty using Japanese people is a Jewish tactics. Ugly Jews love to hide behind others.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 11:59

>>14
Not really.

>>15
You can't attack something that doesn't exist.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 12:26

wwwwwwwwwwwwww
After finding out about this Web^2.0 Quality! half-baked failcake, I do admit it makes me reconsider her eligibility as our mascot. A bit, except there's just one major problem, she's still a FIOCista. You guys should've sent SICP to her instead of Guido.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 12:42

>>17
She never was our pet, fuck off ``faggot"

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 12:59

>>16
Shalom, Hymie!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 13:02

>>17
Both Guido and SICP are Jewish. Better send her Ruby, before you come up with a viable LISP book, which has no kikes behind it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 13:51

if not username and password:
BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 14:14

50 users for 125/mo?

holy fucking shit

not to mention the cost per user goes up with bigger plans, what a bunch of dumbasses

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 14:48

>>19,20
/newpol/

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 14:52

>>19
But Patchouli is not a Jew. Stop calling me a Jew.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 16:03

>>24
Only a Jew would deny Leah's beauty.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 16:04

lel

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 16:06

nasty rachel

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 16:13

>>25
She's 4/10, wouldn't bang.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 16:18

>>28
Shalom, Shlomo!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 16:26

>>25-29
How do you know Jews don't like Leah? Oh, yeah, you must be one.

Fuck off, this thread is not Touhou related and you're shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 16:41

>>30
Leah Culver doesn't look Jewish and the Jews love only ugly, depressive and disfigured things. Compare for example talentless Jewish bitch Idina Menzel:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsQIUJQkkQg

to Elaine Page:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x6506fRq2g

And the Jews consider Menzel the ideal of Jewish beauty. You can see how enraged these kikes are by any negative comment on Menzel's ugly look or horrible performance.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 17:21

>>31
Whoa, she's ugly.

Labia Cleaver is still ugly, though.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 18:25

I actually lold while reading her post. Typical girly way of fucking up as usual and trying to talk her way out of it hoping that since she is a girl no one will get mad at her.

Too bad this fucking skill is useless in business

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 19:25

50 users: $125 / month
lel typical ``startup''

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 22:14

>>34

It gets more expensive when you have more users?
ENTERPRISE TURNKEY MONEY-MAKER!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 2:20

>>1
hahahahahahaha

THANKS FOR THE CATCH OF THE DAY, GOLD MAN.

Name: 36 2012-09-17 2:21

IRC? MAN, ISN'T THAT JUST THE PLACE TO BE? IT'S LIKE AN ON-GOING WAR LOL ISN'T IT?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 17:42

>>33
She's one of the sexiest programmers alive. Who can get mad at that?
http://www.businessinsider.com/the-sexiest-programmers-alive-2011-5?op=1

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 17:43

>>38
Dave Goldberg
Well.

Leah is fucking ugly, fuck off.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 17:46

Leah Culver, the queen of /prog/!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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