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Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 1:20

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 17:58

>>38
Wow she actually looks kinda cute in that picture, they must've scoured far and wide for that, however
Leah is a hardcore programmer
No.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 18:05

All the publicity and hype (good and bad) that she got for being a successful pretty female programmer did not have a good effect on her career choices. Maybe CEO is not the right position for her. Maybe she should just be a lead developer, or a senior developer, or even just a regular developer (if she can tolerate that, it being so incongruent with the dimension her notoriety).

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 18:18

>>33
That skill is actually more relevant than you think.

Regards,
Businessman.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 18:19

    username = raw_input('Username: ')
    password = raw_input('Password: ')
    if not username and password:
        ...


Wow.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 18:25

>>42
Did you know that most successful businessmen fail three opportunities before running a successful business? Trying and failing is a normal part of being an entrepreneur. As long as she learns from the experience, she'll be better equipped to establish and manage other opportunities in the future.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 18:33

Did you know that must unsuccessful businesswomen fail three opportunities before failing another business? trying and failing is a normal part of being an enterpreneur. as long as she doesnt learn from the experience, she'll never be equipped to establish and manage other opportunities in the future.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 18:35

ask leah culver,

she speaks fluent geek, fioc and javascript. she spends her days sucking cock and failing programming.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 20:22

>>44
Leah is a hardcore programmer

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 21:01

http://docs.python.org/reference/expressions.html#boolean-operations

>or     Boolean OR
>and     Boolean AND
>not x     Boolean NOT


Turns out FIOC has its boolean operators precedence backwards and this is why Leah's code works.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 21:02

>>49
forgot my spaces

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 21:15

Why do you ANUSes still care about Leah?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 21:22

>>49
You are wrong.
>>> not True and False
False
>>> not (True and False)
True

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 21:35

>>52
You're right. It doesn't work, my bad.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 0:37

>>44

sauce on this dumb leah code plox.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 0:45

>>54
Are you too retarded to read through her blog post on grove.io?
https://gist.github.com/a1caaa73acb69a3807d9

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 0:56

>>53
Okay, Leah

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 1:01

TechCrunch has the scoop and exclusive beta invites for a new stealth startup with a dream team of co-founders:

Leah Culver
Terry A. Davis
Frozen Void
Kodak Gallery Programmer

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 2:07

>>57
I'm sure they can work something out. A social web2.0 photo-gallery site; they can store photos server-side efficiently with infinite-compression algorithms... maybe it could embed the writings of god himself as watermarks onto everything uploaded too, who knows!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 8:33

hahahahahahahahaha

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 9:59

Interesting, that Leah Culver has a fellowship on /prog/, while everybody else remembers her as blonde cumdumpster who acquired a free apple notebook by from whiteknighting hackerspace residents.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 10:11

LEAHHHH I LOVE U!!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 10:26

>>60
She fucked nerds for apple gear?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 10:33

>>62
video?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 10:36

>>62
I don't think so, it's basically gotis in it's own way.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 10:40

Leah Culver has not released a sex tape yet.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 11:40

>>57
I'd buy shares of a company started by Leah, FrozenVoid, and the ``In Lisp'' guy.  They would have written hip web 2.0 cloud e-application APIs for infinite compression in ``In Lisp'' which would by that time compile directly into Node.js.

FrozenVoid would be the source of brilliant algorithms and Leah would be the source of                                tits                   .

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 13:54

>>38
Can't tell if bad camera sensor noise or acne scarring.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 14:00

>>38
Nelly Yusupova, Daniel Doubrovkine and Sara Chipps are so unbelievable ugly, they must be gased right away.

And that troll who insulted Leah would go next.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 15:46

leah noodz plox

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 15:57

>>60
The ``Leah fellowship" is just 3 lonely faggots from /b/ who don't have a Touhou girlfriend.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 15:58

Who might you be quoting, >>67-kun?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 16:05

i want a 3D girlfriend :(

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 16:05

>>70
Leah is the queen of /prog/, noob.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 16:06

>>73
No, FrozenVoid is the queen of /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 16:09

>>72
Don't worry, you're just growing up. Imaginary friends from Japanese cartoons, they, you know, don't really exist.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 16:11

>>75
That's what makes them better, though.

At least I don't have to deal with ``hot girls" using if not username and password:.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 16:14

>>76
Don't get me wrong, I encourage your sexuality. You're weak. Just get the fuck out of the gene pool.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 16:44

i want a 3DPD girl, why cant i have one :(

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 16:57

>>78
Why can't you?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 17:09

>>77
Who the fuck said I'm going to reproduce? Be glad I'm not going to pollute it.

On the other hand, enjoy the rest of your bitter life with your ``significant other".

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