Dating can be great or it can be the absolute pits, whether you're 17 or 70. The basic story of dating hasn't changed in thousands of years – boy meets girl and they make a connection. So why such sweaty palms if the dating game is so old? No, it’s not because you’re the nerd of the universe and everyone else is way cooler than you are. It’s because the rules have all changed. On top of that, dating can feel really scary because it has to do with big-ticket items: the opposite sex and rejection. Yikes!
Dating For Engineers is your guide to the dating scene if you have never dated, have rarely dated, or if you've experienced a life change and want to start dating again. Whether you're a teenager, young adult, divorced, widowed, or an older adult, this useful reference can help you meet, date, and start a relationship with the person of your dreams.
Just kidding, you can't do it because all of engineering is a blue collar job and girls (or cuter gay guys if you are so inclined) will not want to hear from you upon discovering that. Also everyone expects a technical person to be asocial, unhygienic, dumb, awkward and cowardly.
So the only real dating advice specific to engineers is ``Hide your fucking profession and pretend that you are a lawyer or an artist''. Your friends will not give you out because you likely don't have any.
I make Android and iPhone apps. Most girls think it's pretty interesting. Mainly because I make pretty good money and they think I'm going to become the next Zuckerburg or something. Women are stupid.
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Anonymous2012-08-17 3:56
why would girls want lawyers? Law is being killed by natural language processing and indians. Just tell girls "I obsolete people for a living" and "8 of the top 20 richest men in america are programmers" and their pussy is WET
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said: "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess".
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."
The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want". Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked: "What is the matter ? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me ?"
The man said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."
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Anonymous2012-08-17 5:12
advice for whores like OP
nb4 OP is a guy who is trying to help or whatever gay shit excuse youve got
Youve spent your whole life getting fucked like a dog in heat, everyone knows your an easy fuck, so much so that black guys cant even get sick of you waving your ass in their face. So now your getting old and losing your looks and it looks like its time to cash in, but how? You dont want to get married which would prevent you from living out your life as a cheap fuck. What you need is a boyfriend with a guy with a good job just long enough to get pregnant and pull in child support payments. So its time to look for betas, but where? You know those guys who watch trap porn and all kinds of closet gay friends to make up for their lack of 'social life', well that who you got to get. But dont pretend you like this guys, make them beg, it will make the breakup so much easier when you send them make to their manchild cave. 1 month worth of fucking will get you 18 years of child support. You go girl!
here are some tips for dating:
- be hygienic. shave, shower, brush your teeth, dress nicely
- don't talk about computers/anime/etc (this is called Sperging Out and it makes you look bad)
- be honest, but don't overshare. try to read the situation and reply appropriately
- don't be serious all the time!! girls like funny guys
- if you get bored, instead of nagging her, go on /prog/ or code. girls don't like clingy guys
- like all other things in life, enjoy it while it lasts
a lot of girls i know like talking about philosophy. however as women tend not to be rational, intelligent forms of life, you will have to talk down to their level. the absurdity of life or nonreality of objective morality are two topics that'll make every lady think you're a sensitive intellectual man
good luck!!! mayb u can ge t laid with my tips who knows!!
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Anonymous2012-08-17 13:29
the only solution is to read Neil Strauss' "The game"
- be hygienic. shave, shower, brush your teeth, dress nicely
Only shave if you normally do. Dress the way you always do. - don't talk about computers/anime/etc (this is called Sperging Out and it makes you look bad)
Talk about computers/anime/etc if you normally do. It isn't like there's going to be anything else for you to and it isn't as if it's not going to be terrible! if you try talking about shit you don't know or care about. - be honest, but don't overshare. try to read the situation and reply appropriately
Ironic that ,,being honest'' means inhibiting everything about your actual self and pandering to the whim of the lowest lifeform, gotta love polecat kebab logic. - don't be serious all the time!! girls like funny guys
Pathetic useless HUMORLESS gold digging sluts like ,,funny'' guys, but then again if you're following this turd's ,,advice'' then this is what you're headed for anyhow. Just remember if you do this you will find your future life summarized as the beta in >>5 - if you get bored, instead of nagging her, go on /prog/ or code. girls don't like clingy guys
Redundant. If you're bothering to pander to a slut you were bored before you even began. ,,Girls'' (read: sluts) don't like ,,clingy'' guys because they need to go out and whore themselves around to as many guys as possible at all times, being kept on a short tether inhibits that, and they are entitled slut princesses to which inhibition is like a waterless fish: they asphyxiate to death if they don't maintain a steady flow of different cocks in their flesh-holes. - like all other things in life, enjoy it while it lasts
Yes, enjoy inhibiting yourself in order for you to be used for your monetary and entertainment value while they fuck 50 niggers after/while using you for a free dinner/room&board/child support/half of what you earned.
I heartily recommend listening to anyone who calls themselves Tokiko, if you're a pathetic fool that is.