Dating for Engineers

Dating can be great or it can be the absolute pits, whether you're 17 or 70. The basic story of dating hasn't changed in thousands of years – boy meets girl and they make a connection. So why such sweaty palms if the dating game is so old? No, it’s not because you’re the nerd of the universe and everyone else is way cooler than you are. It’s because the rules have all changed. On top of that, dating can feel really scary because it has to do with big-ticket items: the opposite sex and rejection. Yikes!

Dating For Engineers is your guide to the dating scene if you have never dated, have rarely dated, or if you've experienced a life change and want to start dating again. Whether you're a teenager, young adult, divorced, widowed, or an older adult, this useful reference can help you meet, date, and start a relationship with the person of your dreams.

Just kidding, you can't do it because all of engineering is a blue collar job and girls (or cuter gay guys if you are so inclined) will not want to hear from you upon discovering that. Also everyone expects a technical person to be asocial, unhygienic, dumb, awkward and cowardly.

So the only real dating advice specific to engineers is ``Hide your fucking profession and pretend that you are a lawyer or an artist''. Your friends will not give you out because you likely don't have any.

advice for whores like OP
nb4 OP is a guy who is trying to help or whatever gay shit excuse youve got

Youve spent your whole life getting fucked like a dog in heat, everyone knows your an easy fuck, so much so that black guys cant even get sick of you waving your ass in their face. So now your getting old and losing your looks and it looks like its time to cash in, but how? You dont want to get married which would prevent you from living out your life as a cheap fuck. What you need is a boyfriend with a guy with a good job just long enough to get pregnant and pull in child support payments. So its time to look for betas, but where? You know those guys who watch trap porn and all kinds of closet gay friends to make up for their lack of 'social life', well that who you got to get. But dont pretend you like this guys, make them beg, it will make the breakup so much easier when you send them make to their manchild cave. 1 month worth of fucking will get you 18 years of child support. You go girl!