Dating for Engineers

Dating can be great or it can be the absolute pits, whether you're 17 or 70. The basic story of dating hasn't changed in thousands of years – boy meets girl and they make a connection. So why such sweaty palms if the dating game is so old? No, it’s not because you’re the nerd of the universe and everyone else is way cooler than you are. It’s because the rules have all changed. On top of that, dating can feel really scary because it has to do with big-ticket items: the opposite sex and rejection. Yikes!

Dating For Engineers is your guide to the dating scene if you have never dated, have rarely dated, or if you've experienced a life change and want to start dating again. Whether you're a teenager, young adult, divorced, widowed, or an older adult, this useful reference can help you meet, date, and start a relationship with the person of your dreams.

Just kidding, you can't do it because all of engineering is a blue collar job and girls (or cuter gay guys if you are so inclined) will not want to hear from you upon discovering that. Also everyone expects a technical person to be asocial, unhygienic, dumb, awkward and cowardly.

So the only real dating advice specific to engineers is ``Hide your fucking profession and pretend that you are a lawyer or an artist''. Your friends will not give you out because you likely don't have any.

here are some tips for dating:
- be hygienic. shave, shower, brush your teeth, dress nicely
- don't talk about computers/anime/etc (this is called Sperging Out and it makes you look bad) 
- be honest, but don't overshare. try to read the situation and reply appropriately
- don't be serious all the time!! girls like funny guys
- if you get bored, instead of nagging her, go on /prog/ or code. girls don't like clingy guys
- like all other things in life, enjoy it while it lasts

a lot of girls i know like talking about philosophy. however as women tend not to be rational, intelligent forms of life, you will have to talk down to their level. the absurdity of life or nonreality of objective morality are two topics that'll make every lady think you're a sensitive intellectual man

good luck!!! mayb u can ge t laid with my tips who knows!!