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The Programmer Hierarchy

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-10 16:57

I was really proud of myself for advancing from IT Support to Web Development, but it seems there's an entire hierarchy of programmers and I'm at the bottom... just below game programmers.

So where do I go from here, what do I aspire to?
Where are all the "real" programmers?

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-10 17:41

Little lamb, doth ye calcketh thine ass?

(that means learn functional progamming, by the way)

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-10 17:45

The real programmers are too busy staring at stock charts, having coffee and reading the Economics section of the newspaper after deploying some scalable factories for their robust client-centered enterprise social cloud-enabled billing system

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-10 17:54

It goes AI research > general CS research > cryptography > kernel hacking > any userland development in real languages > iPhone development > any userland development in Java, Sepples, or Cocktothorpe > web development.

Name: VIPPER 2012-05-10 18:11

>>4
You forgot video games and administration tools.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-10 18:15

>>3
Hire this man.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-10 18:23

>>5
AI research = video games

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-10 18:27

>>5
Video games are typically in the penultimate category.

>>7
Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-10 19:11

Imageboard coders > Shitty bird games > Spy code cracking > LISP > finding IP addresses > zoom in and enhance images > General iPhone > Microsoft Excel > PHP6 > AI research = FPS game research > Enterprise 6502 asm code > PHP4 > Special CS research > General CS research > JS kopipe > This-is-computer-that-is-mouse-and-keyboard CS research > HTML > COBOL

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-10 19:20

>>9
Tripcoders > imageboards.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-10 19:38

being able to create your own tools is good
being able to adapt the tools you use is better
getting the job done is gold

there's no real hierarchy, some things are harder than others but who's to say the wise men won't choose easier jobs? all programming really is is moving data from one place to another, maybe a map or a filter... there's no need to get all academic about it when you just want to make the rent. I guess I have respect for robotics engineers, or people doing semantic research, but I would never want to trade my job for theirs: it would involve years of extra studies, and for what? a deeper understanding?

:-/

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-10 19:47

>>11
The be-all and end-all of literally anything is whether or not it makes you money. What a lovely outlook on life.
You'll never be more than mediocre at anything you do.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-10 20:57

>>4
AI research > kernel hacking
you just need to play some colorful 2hu game to come up with a new ``AI idea"

you need to make your anus 2x looser to catch buffer overflows in a kernel

so, no

Name: bampu pantsu 2012-05-29 4:52

bampu pantsu

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