The Programmer Hierarchy

I was really proud of myself for advancing from IT Support to Web Development, but it seems there's an entire hierarchy of programmers and I'm at the bottom... just below game programmers.

So where do I go from here, what do I aspire to?
Where are all the "real" programmers?

The real programmers are too busy staring at stock charts, having coffee and reading the Economics section of the newspaper after deploying some scalable factories for their robust client-centered enterprise social cloud-enabled billing system