The Programmer Hierarchy

I was really proud of myself for advancing from IT Support to Web Development, but it seems there's an entire hierarchy of programmers and I'm at the bottom... just below game programmers.

So where do I go from here, what do I aspire to?
Where are all the "real" programmers?

Imageboard coders > Shitty bird games > Spy code cracking > LISP > finding IP addresses > zoom in and enhance images > General iPhone > Microsoft Excel > PHP6 > AI research = FPS game research > Enterprise 6502 asm code > PHP4 > Special CS research > General CS research > JS kopipe > This-is-computer-that-is-mouse-and-keyboard CS research > HTML > COBOL