nigger code

ITT : we code like a nigger. What do you call you variables, functions, classes, error messages?

muh dik

Niggers don't code.

>>>/pol/

int muhfuggin_fibs(int fuckin_x) {
  /* 32-bit words yo */
  int sum_bitch_named_a = 0, sum_bitch_named_b = 1;
  int tempomarary_varizzle;
  while (fuckin_x-- > 0) {
    tempomarary_varizzle = sum_bitch_named_a;
    sum_bitch_named_a = sum_bitch_named_b;
    sum_bitch_named_b += tempomarary_varizzle;
  }
  return sum_bitch_named_a;
}

>>5
Allow me to fix that for you.

http://boards.4chan.org/pol/

>>6
Go scrub another nigger, mental AIDS.

Japanese code.
#define ZR 0
#define PR1 +1

int fbs(int x) {
  int a;
  int b;
  int c;
  a = ZR;
  b = a PR1;
  while (x-- > 0) {
    c = a; a = b; b += c;
  }
  return a;
}

Hacker code.
f(n,a,b){return f--?g(n,b,a+b):a;}

Niggers code with AutoIt


NIGGER()
FUNC NIGGER()
$NIGGER = "NIGGER"
WHILE $NIGGER
$NIGGERNIGGER = MSGBOX(5, "NIGGER", $NIGGER & " " & $NIGGER & " " & $NIGGER)
IF $NIGGERNIGGER = 2 THEN EXITLOOP
WEND
$NIGGERNIGGER = MSGBOX(0, "NIGGER", $NIGGER)   
ENDFUNC

Ask that "neural net CPU" guy from Terminator 2

[code]

#define yo     {
#define fosho  }
#define be     =
#define rapf() puts
#define dontbe(e) assert(!e)
#define gimme_yo_shit() gets()
#define bounce(n) exit(n)
#define nuttin NULL

int main(int argc, char **argv) yo
  int i be 10;
  rap("WASSSUP\n")
  dontbe(argc<2)
  char *s be nuttin
  try yo
    s = gimme_yo_shit()
  fosho catch WaYuTalkinBoutFoo yo
    bounce(1);
  fosho catch NiggerPlease yo
    bounce(2);
  fosho
  // it's all good
  rap(s)
fosho

>>10
while(string)

what the fuck abomination language is this

>>12
rap or rapf?

PUBLICENEMY FRIED KFC() {
NUMBER BITCHNIGGA = 0;
NUMBER FUCKYOUASS = 1;
RETURN FUCKYOUASS / BITCHNIGGA;
}

DIM LEROY AS NIGGA
DO
INPUT WELFARE_CHECK
GOTO BANK
CASH$ WELFARE_CHECK
CALL BABYMAMA
PRINT "WAZZUP BITCH"
IF INSTR(INVENTORY, "COCAINE") THEN
GOTO JAIL
ELSE
GOTO DRUG_DEALER
ENDIF
IF DRUG_DEALER == "COP" GOTO JAIL
PRINT FAKE_COUPON
GOTO POPEYES
LOOP

>>16
Dayng, Ah fuhgot muh code tags!

>>16
using VB, 10/10

>>17
BBCODE failure, 10/10


public static void main(String[] args) {
    // insert any design pattern here
}

>>19
I agree.


if pythoniscool:
        if niggereasy:
                if beginner:
                        if lolicancode:
                                if suchanerd:
                                        if yosoeasy:
                                                if lispisshit:
                                                        print "FIOC rulezzz"

>>21
lis pis shit

test

bampu pantsu

check em

>>21
Symta version.

if pythoniscool
| if niggereasy
| | if beginner
| | | if lolicancode
| | | | if suchanerd
| | | | | if yosoeasy
| | | | | | if lispisshit
| | | | | | | say "FIOC rulezzz"

SYMTA> (symta "'Lisp' is shit")
#no
NIL
SYMTA> (symta "| Python = (| is What => What is shit) | Python is shit")
#yes
NIL
SYMTA> (symta "| Python = (| is What => What is shit) | Python is cool")
#no
NIL
SYMTA>

>>27
or shorter
Python = is What => What is shit | Python is shit

even shorter
Nikita == kike
#yes
#yes
#yes

    even shorter
    Nikita == kike
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    even shorter
    Nikita == kike
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    even shorter
    Nikita == kike
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    even shorter
    Nikita == kike
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    even shorter
    Nikita == kike
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    even shorter
    Nikita == kike
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    even shorter
    Nikita == kike
    #yes
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    even shorter
    Nikita == kike
    #yes
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    even shorter
    Nikita == kike
    #yes
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    even shorter
    Nikita == kike
    #yes
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    even shorter
    Nikita == kike
    #yes
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    even shorter
    Nikita == kike
    #yes
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    even shorter
    Nikita == kike
    #yes
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    even shorter
    Nikita == kike
    #yes
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    even shorter
    Nikita == kike
    #yes
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    even shorter
    Nikita == kike
    #yes
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    even shorter
    Nikita == kike
    #yes
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    #yes



    even shorter
    Nikita == kike
    #yes
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    even shorter
    Nikita == kike
    #yes
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    #yes



    even shorter
    Nikita == kike
    #yes
    #yes
    #yes



    even shorter
    Nikita == kike
    #yes
    #yes
    #yes



    even shorter
    Nikita == kike
    #yes
    #yes
    #yes



    even shorter
    Nikita == kike
    #yes
    #yes
    #yes



    even shorter
    Nikita == kike
    #yes
    #yes
    #yes

Proof that Nikita is a kike: http://sym.at.ua/blog/how_to_win_any_argument/2012-12-20-1