nigger code

ITT : we code like a nigger. What do you call you variables, functions, classes, error messages?

DIM LEROY AS NIGGA
DO
INPUT WELFARE_CHECK
GOTO BANK
CASH$ WELFARE_CHECK
CALL BABYMAMA
PRINT "WAZZUP BITCH"
IF INSTR(INVENTORY, "COCAINE") THEN
GOTO JAIL
ELSE
GOTO DRUG_DEALER
ENDIF
IF DRUG_DEALER == "COP" GOTO JAIL
PRINT FAKE_COUPON
GOTO POPEYES
LOOP