nigger code

ITT : we code like a nigger. What do you call you variables, functions, classes, error messages?

[code]

#define yo     {
#define fosho  }
#define be     =
#define rapf() puts
#define dontbe(e) assert(!e)
#define gimme_yo_shit() gets()
#define bounce(n) exit(n)
#define nuttin NULL

int main(int argc, char **argv) yo
  int i be 10;
  rap("WASSSUP\n")
  dontbe(argc<2)
  char *s be nuttin
  try yo
    s = gimme_yo_shit()
  fosho catch WaYuTalkinBoutFoo yo
    bounce(1);
  fosho catch NiggerPlease yo
    bounce(2);
  fosho
  // it's all good
  rap(s)
fosho