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Name: Anonymous 2012-04-16 20:32

do you?

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do you remember what you intended to do the next day?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-16 21:13

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Name: Anonymous 2012-04-16 21:19

>>2
i fucking love xkcd, anyone who claims he doesn't is a fucking elitist faggot

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-16 21:32

>>3

I like Old XKCD, and some of the 1000+ comics are pretty good too.

It was pretty dreadful from 600ish to 1000ish though.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-16 23:13

drunk programming is like drunk boxing... it takes years of practice but when mastered can be a thing of great power

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-17 1:16

*imports soul*

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-17 1:38

i solved one of the simpler euler problems after getting stoned, but im pretty sure i did it the nigger way (keep in mind, im a new programmer):

A palindromic number reads the same both ways. The largest palindrome made from the product of two 2-digit numbers is 9009 = 91 × 99.

Find the largest palindrome made from the product of two 3-digit numbers.


public class Problem2
{
    public static void main (String[] args)
    {
        for(int x = 800; x < 1000; x++)
        {
            for(int y = 800; y < 1000; y++)
            {
                int prod = x * y;
                String pStr = Integer.toString(prod);
               
                if(pStr.charAt(0) == pStr.charAt(5))
                {
                    if(pStr.charAt(1) == pStr.charAt(4))
                    {
                        if(pStr.charAt(2) == pStr.charAt(3))
                        {
                            System.out.println(prod);
                        }
                    }
                }
            }
        }

    }
}

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-17 8:34

>>7

OH GOD!

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-17 9:05

>>7
LEAH QUALITY

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-17 9:15

>>7
Your solution works, but only because you're lucky.
maximum $ filter (\x -> let s = show x in s == reverse s) [x*y | x <- [100..999], y <- [100..999]]

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-17 10:51

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-17 14:50

I enjoy programming when drunk, but my main problem is that my spelling goes to shit when I'm slightly tipsy. When it takes me about 3 or 4 tries to successfully write while, progress is slow.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-17 15:16

I only write PHP when I'm drunk, because it makes me feel good my code isn't noticeably uglier than when I'm sober.
I never write PHP when I'm sober, because it depresses me my code isn't noticeably prettier than when I'm drunk.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-17 17:44

Doesn't matter the tests still pass!

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Name: Anonymous 2012-11-07 9:39

>>10
Now in [b]D[/d]!


    int largest = 0;
    for(int i = 999; i > 99; i--)
    {
        for (int j = 999; j > 99; j--)
        {
            int prod = i * j;
            string strProd = to!string(prod);
            if (strProd.equal(retro(strProd)))
            {
                if (prod > largest)
                {
                    largest = prod;
                }
            }
        }
    }

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Name: Anonymous 2012-11-15 20:06

>>10
>>10
JAVASCRIPT the superior functional language

(function() {
  function range(begin, end) { for (let i = begin; i < end; ++i) { yield i; } }
  function max(gen) {
    var max;
    try {
      for (max=0 ; n = gen.next(); max = (n > max) ? n : max);
    } catch (e) { return max; }
  }
  String.prototype.reverse = function() { return this.split('').reverse().join(''); };

  return max((parseInt(x, 10) for (x of ((x*y).toString() for (x of range(100, 1000)) for (y of range(100, 1000)))) if (x === x.reverse())));
}());

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-15 20:37

>>23
Superior as fuck!

IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-16 0:24

Can someone please post the Symta of this?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-16 0:29

>>25
I dunno what "===" does, but

for (x of range(100, 1000)) for (y of range(100, 1000))))
could already be rewritten to just:

xy 10 10 1000 1000 |e:[X Y]

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-16 0:34

>>26
Same as "==" vs "strcmp".

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-16 1:16

>>27
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-16 3:57

>>26
Of the same type and equal.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-16 10:08

>>26
Wait, did someone figure Symta out already?

I've never seen Ahmed say a single word other than ``Symta: asdf$#@%sdfga@%$#| Javashit: {{{}}}};;{}}{}{}()()'', so you must be someone else.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-16 10:10

a ============= b

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-16 10:17

>>30
>2012
>not using Symta for basically everything
>SHIGGYDOO

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-16 10:19

>>32
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Name: Anonymous 2012-11-16 10:23

>>33
lol what?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-16 14:21

>>30
It's been like five years since he last updated Symta. That's plenty of time to figure it out and implement your own extensions.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-16 16:20

>>35
Symta does not need extensions. It's perfect.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-16 17:55

Symta does not exist. Neither does ``Allah'' or ''Muhamasalamiboom''.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-16 18:29

>>37
Behead those who insult Symta!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-17 7:56

Drunk coding is the best coding.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-17 8:04

I'm going to drunk code a random weapon generator for a text rpg in scheme after setting my keyboard layout to dvorak for the first time. Wish me luck!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-17 8:08

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Name: Anonymous 2012-11-17 13:16

>>40,41
I'm still learning.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-17 13:20

For a serious answer, initially it helped drinking a couple of beers to wean off fatigue during marathon coding sessions (24h+), but after a few years on that path, drinking beer no longer helps, in fact, after a single beer I'm so foggy I might just as well post here, which I'm doing now, because I had a beer and I can't code for shit now :)
On a side note, for those long coding sessions, water and no food at all seems to keep me in the zone for the longest time, sometimes 36h straight but then my heart starts to get weird so I'll stop.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-17 14:45

drunk dubs

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-17 14:56

I drink vodka from a water bottle at work. A few people noticed but still nothing dangerous so far.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-17 15:26

>>45
...nothing dangerous so far.
Except for your liver.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-17 16:30

>>46
Watch out everyone, he's got a liver! Duck for cover!

Name: smoke weed everyday 2012-11-17 18:06

>>47
I meant mena it's bad for his liver.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-17 19:20

>>48
*slow fucking clap*

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-17 19:47

*slow fucking dick grab*

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-18 1:20

>>49
How does that work?

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Name: Anonymous 2012-12-19 0:29

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Never again.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-19 14:33

Drunk science!

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Name: Anonymous 2012-12-21 19:49

>>57
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Name: Anonymous 2012-12-22 0:35

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Name: Anonymous 2012-12-22 1:58

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