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Name: Anonymous 2012-04-16 20:32

do you?

how efficient are you?

how legible is your code?

do you remember what you intended to do the next day?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-16 21:13

LOLOL OBLIGATORY XKCD REFERENCE LOLOL

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Name: Anonymous 2012-04-16 21:19

>>2
i fucking love xkcd, anyone who claims he doesn't is a fucking elitist faggot

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-16 21:32

>>3

I like Old XKCD, and some of the 1000+ comics are pretty good too.

It was pretty dreadful from 600ish to 1000ish though.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-16 23:13

drunk programming is like drunk boxing... it takes years of practice but when mastered can be a thing of great power

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-17 1:16

*imports soul*

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-17 1:38

i solved one of the simpler euler problems after getting stoned, but im pretty sure i did it the nigger way (keep in mind, im a new programmer):

A palindromic number reads the same both ways. The largest palindrome made from the product of two 2-digit numbers is 9009 = 91 × 99.

Find the largest palindrome made from the product of two 3-digit numbers.


public class Problem2
{
    public static void main (String[] args)
    {
        for(int x = 800; x < 1000; x++)
        {
            for(int y = 800; y < 1000; y++)
            {
                int prod = x * y;
                String pStr = Integer.toString(prod);
               
                if(pStr.charAt(0) == pStr.charAt(5))
                {
                    if(pStr.charAt(1) == pStr.charAt(4))
                    {
                        if(pStr.charAt(2) == pStr.charAt(3))
                        {
                            System.out.println(prod);
                        }
                    }
                }
            }
        }

    }
}

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-17 8:34

>>7

OH GOD!

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-17 9:05

>>7
LEAH QUALITY

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-17 9:15

>>7
Your solution works, but only because you're lucky.
maximum $ filter (\x -> let s = show x in s == reverse s) [x*y | x <- [100..999], y <- [100..999]]

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-17 10:51

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-17 14:50

I enjoy programming when drunk, but my main problem is that my spelling goes to shit when I'm slightly tipsy. When it takes me about 3 or 4 tries to successfully write while, progress is slow.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-17 15:16

I only write PHP when I'm drunk, because it makes me feel good my code isn't noticeably uglier than when I'm sober.
I never write PHP when I'm sober, because it depresses me my code isn't noticeably prettier than when I'm drunk.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-17 17:44

Doesn't matter the tests still pass!

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Name: Anonymous 2012-11-07 9:39

>>10
Now in [b]D[/d]!


    int largest = 0;
    for(int i = 999; i > 99; i--)
    {
        for (int j = 999; j > 99; j--)
        {
            int prod = i * j;
            string strProd = to!string(prod);
            if (strProd.equal(retro(strProd)))
            {
                if (prod > largest)
                {
                    largest = prod;
                }
            }
        }
    }

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Name: Anonymous 2012-11-15 20:06

>>10
>>10
JAVASCRIPT the superior functional language

(function() {
  function range(begin, end) { for (let i = begin; i < end; ++i) { yield i; } }
  function max(gen) {
    var max;
    try {
      for (max=0 ; n = gen.next(); max = (n > max) ? n : max);
    } catch (e) { return max; }
  }
  String.prototype.reverse = function() { return this.split('').reverse().join(''); };

  return max((parseInt(x, 10) for (x of ((x*y).toString() for (x of range(100, 1000)) for (y of range(100, 1000)))) if (x === x.reverse())));
}());

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-15 20:37

>>23
Superior as fuck!

IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-16 0:24

Can someone please post the Symta of this?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-16 0:29

>>25
I dunno what "===" does, but

for (x of range(100, 1000)) for (y of range(100, 1000))))

could already be rewritten to just:

xy 10 10 1000 1000 |e:[X Y]

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-16 0:34

>>26
Same as "==" vs "strcmp".

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-16 1:16

>>27
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-16 3:57

>>26
Of the same type and equal.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-16 10:08

>>26
Wait, did someone figure Symta out already?

I've never seen Ahmed say a single word other than ``Symta: asdf$#@%sdfga@%$#| Javashit: {{{}}}};;{}}{}{}()()'', so you must be someone else.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-16 10:10

a ============= b

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-16 10:17

>>30
>2012
>not using Symta for basically everything
>SHIGGYDOO

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-16 10:19

>>32
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-16 10:23

>>33
lol what?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-16 14:21

>>30
It's been like five years since he last updated Symta. That's plenty of time to figure it out and implement your own extensions.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-16 16:20

>>35
Symta does not need extensions. It's perfect.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-16 17:55

Symta does not exist. Neither does ``Allah'' or ''Muhamasalamiboom''.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-16 18:29

>>37
Behead those who insult Symta!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-17 7:56

Drunk coding is the best coding.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-17 8:04

I'm going to drunk code a random weapon generator for a text rpg in scheme after setting my keyboard layout to dvorak for the first time. Wish me luck!

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