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I'm new to programming.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-07 17:36

Which programming language should I use?

I'm new to the UK. Which spoken language should I use?

I'm new to music. Which bands should I listen to?

I'm new to sex. Which hole should I use?

I'm new to drugs. Which opiate should I use?

I'm new to anal stimulation. Which dildo should I use?

I'm new to decision making. Which stupid questions should I ask you?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-07 17:48

Lisp.
Modern Standard Arabic.
AC/DC.
Mouth.
Codeine.
Finger.
Ask me what should you ask next.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-07 19:06

Lisp.
Modern Standard Arabic. Pakistani
AC/DC. Smashmouth
Mouth.
Codeine.
Finger. Sharpie marker
Ask me what should you ask next.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-07 20:58

ANSI C
English
Rock against communism
Butt
Morphine
http://www.loverinthebox.com/en/blue-bird-remote-rabbit-vibrator.html
Just don't do it

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-07 21:08

LISP
Faggot
Queen
Anus
Exstacy
Penis
Ask me about how to open a condom wrapper, cut the end, and then make it look like it was closed, so you can spread HIV to unsuspecting little faggots like >>4,2,3.

Name: VIP IS VIPPER 2012-04-07 22:01

Python
American
The Beatles
Pussy
Opium
Dragon Dildo
u wot m8?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-07 22:43

CHINESE. THE MOST POPULAR LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD

BEETHOVEN

THE SMALLEST AVAILABLE

CROCODILLE

FROZEN BANANA

ASK ME IF YOU CAN ASK ME ONE QUESTION

>>6
AMERICA IS NOT A COUNTRY. AMERICA SPOKES SPANISH, MOSTLY

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-08 7:51

Which programming language should I use?
FIOC.

I'm new to the UK. Which spoken language should I use?
English.

I'm new to music. Which bands should I listen to?
Justin Bieber.

I'm new to sex. Which hole should I use?
Vagina.

I'm new to drugs. Which opiate should I use?
You shouldn't do drugs.

I'm new to anal stimulation. Which dildo should I use?
You shouldn't do anal stimulation.

I'm new to decision making. Which stupid questions should I ask you?
I don't know, I would prefer it if you could stop asking questions in fact.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-08 12:30

Common Lisp.
Geordie.
Geordie (the band).
All of them.
Newcastle Brown Ale.
Your empty bottle.
Why do shy bairns get nowt?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-08 18:15

>>1
python
arabic
mongolian throat singing
anus
heroin
The largest one
how to use the restroom

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-08 18:31

scheme
russian
venetian snares
any
heroin
any
Which programming language should I use?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-08 20:54

Hey guys, serious question here. Isn't the OP a repost of a thread made or bumped a year ago?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-08 20:58

>>12
Isn't everything on this shit board?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-08 20:58

>>12
OP here. No, it's not a repost. I'm sure there have been similar shitposts though.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-09 3:38

>>14
I got hit with some harcore deja vu then

Name: bampu pantsu 2012-05-29 4:14

bampu pantsu
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