I'm new to programming.

Which programming language should I use?

I'm new to the UK. Which spoken language should I use?

I'm new to music. Which bands should I listen to?

I'm new to sex. Which hole should I use?

I'm new to drugs. Which opiate should I use?

I'm new to anal stimulation. Which dildo should I use?

I'm new to decision making. Which stupid questions should I ask you?