I'm new to programming.

Which programming language should I use?

I'm new to the UK. Which spoken language should I use?

I'm new to music. Which bands should I listen to?

I'm new to sex. Which hole should I use?

I'm new to drugs. Which opiate should I use?

I'm new to anal stimulation. Which dildo should I use?

I'm new to decision making. Which stupid questions should I ask you?

Lisp.
Modern Standard Arabic.
AC/DC.
Mouth.
Codeine.
Finger.
Ask me what should you ask next.

Lisp.
Modern Standard Arabic. Pakistani
AC/DC. Smashmouth
Mouth.
Codeine.
Finger. Sharpie marker
Ask me what should you ask next.

ANSI C
English
Rock against communism
Butt
Morphine
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