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Name: Anonymous 2012-04-03 19:48

I am 22. I have no friends, no experience with girls at all, am extremely socially awkward, I am fat and dirty and I have no personality, no skills or talent or passion either, no motivation, no money, I'm extremely lazy and irresponsible, I'm addicted to various drugs, I'm not manly at all and I'm a sick fuck (not going into detail) to boot, I'm afraid of every little thing and I have no willpower. If I had to describe myself in one word, I'm a loser.
And whenever I can't get drugs or alcohol to take my mind off it, this is what happens. Because it all looks so bleak and hopeless.
So tell me /prog/, what went wrong and can you help me?

Thank you and sorry. I promise this won't happen again.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-03 20:00

Stop caring. That's the best advice I can give you.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-03 20:07

>>1
sell your game consoles and install openbsd

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-03 20:25

>>1
take some LSD and go wander around town in the afternoon

either that or just beat the shit out of a punching bag or something

or become a monk

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-03 20:41

Achieve Satori.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-03 20:53

Go back to school and take the second seat from the back next to the window.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-03 21:46

You're just like me sans drugs! Only thing to do is to ignore yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-03 22:30

Try to get a hobby other than sitting around your house on the computer. Maybe tennis or swimming or something just to keep busy with other stuff than sitting around feeling down. Also >>2

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-03 22:32

>>1
>no experience with girls at all
I fail to see how is this a bad thing.

Because, you know, Touhou's all the love you need.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-03 22:51

>>1
Stop reminding me of my problems, OP.

>>11
Cool dubs, bro.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-03 23:03

>>5
This is the answer right here, combined >>4's sage advise: become a SICP monk, and meditate on the mysteries of lambda until you achieve Satori and every knot you perceive now is unraveled as a list is by cdr.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-03 23:08

You are a living, thinking and emotional being so make that'll improve your mind, body and spirit. When you decide what to do, have the perseverance to actually carry it out.

Name: VIPPER 2012-04-04 5:51

>>2-5
All sound advice.
>>6
School would destroy him and i dont think school is of any use.
>>8
This is the second best advice you can get. But do you really want to see a fat ugly fuck half naked?
>>9,10
Go away.
>>11,12
This is the very best advice there is, but this can be very tough.
I suggest you get a hobby and try to gain skills before attempting such a thing.

Name: 11 2012-04-04 9:23

>>13
Well, no, I mean, a monastic outlook may be of help here, but the >>4's recommendation to consume drugs should be taken very carefully; it's well known that, for example, psychobilin ('shrooms) will completely fuck you up if you are going through emotional turmoil, or that taking psychedelics may unlock your special schizophrenia powers (you must have the predisposition, though), which will enable to see the world just as tdavis does.

I was actually just trolling, but lots of people report benefits from meditating in your position, OP. I haven't actually put enough effort to say so myself...

Getting serious about programming may also distract you, but I found that attempting to concentrate while being unraveled by despair was quite hard.

Seeking therapy is always an option. Even the fact that you have some assured empathy in the form of the therapist will improve your condition.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-04 9:35

realize that someday you and everyone around you will be dead and ultimately nothing you do, not even your emotions, matter

quit giving such a big fuck
everyone eats, shits, sleeps, fucks, and dies

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-04 11:28

Thank you. I expected you to be much harsher.

>>14
I'm actually considering seeking therapy. Can I tell my therapist everything? Even illegal things (I'm not talking about drugs or whatever but stuff that's really illegal?)

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-04 12:52

>>16
Well, I think that if you reveal that you're a pedophile to them, they're legally bound to report you, it doesn't matter if you've done anything really.

But it really depends on your legislature.

Name: >>17 2012-04-04 13:44

>>17
Aaaand now comes the feeling that I just helped an active pedo get scot-free. Fucking great.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-04 13:51

>>18
Don't worry, I doubt an active paedophile can get away with anything nowadays.  Unless it's in a shit country like India.  Disgusting.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-04 14:38

>>18
Thankfully I'm not a pedophile.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-04 16:12

>>22
nice dubs bro

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-04 16:46

>>21
thanx bro

>>23
check these sweet dubbles broski

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-04 17:24

>>22
I checked em. Nice GET, bro.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-04 19:26

>>1
That was so boring to read.  I hope you kill yourself so you don't produce any more boring text like that.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-04 20:31

>>24
like that.
Stopped reading right there.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-04 22:53

>>25
The end is of a post is the best place to stop reading.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-04 22:58

>>26
The end
Started reading right there.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-05 0:03

>>28
Stopped reading right there.
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Name: !MRSAGTENZI 2012-04-05 0:34

>>28
Stopped reading right there.
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Name: Anonymous 2012-04-05 1:25

>>29
the successor function

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-05 1:38

If it makes you feel any better, I was virgin until I was 25.
I am short and super skinny. Throughout my high school years, I 've been calleed faggot pretty much everyday.
I was in school all my life doing BS and MS in CS and I didn't know anything about dealing with girls, while writing something like 1KLOC a day on all kinds of side projects.
But OP, don't feel bad.
If you are a good programmer, you'll get a good job. And there will be a girl for you some where.
All those time coding finally paid off for me.
I now work at a large investment firm in NYC as a junior software architect and starting salary is over 100k.
With money comes, things, and with things comes girls.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-05 1:44

>>31
wow what a faggot you are.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-05 1:48

>>29
That's a sweet tripcode you've got there. Would you like to swap it for my doubles?

Name: !MRSAGTENZI 2012-04-05 2:07

>>33
Nope, although those are some sweet ass doubles you've got there.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-05 13:04

dont worry op. i stopped being virgin and such a loser when i was 30. i now win 100k euros per month and have the only copy of half life ep3. gaben is my friend

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-05 13:05

I'm an epic loser and I still lost my virginity at 19 y/o. Kill yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-05 18:04

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Name: Anonymous 2012-04-05 20:27

Lost virginity at 27 but it was with a 17 y/o.
PROGTIP: Lisp is better than sex.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-05 21:07

So tell me /prog/, what went wrong and can you help me?

Stop being a [url=http://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2010/11/a_generational_pathology.html]narcissist[/url].

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-05 22:40

>>39
[url
Back to whence you came!

Also:
I like your writings about narcissism, but your description seems to differ from the one in the DSM and everywhere else I look.

Why does that matter if indeed it was true?


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