1. If it ain't walkin', it's talkin'.
2. If it ain't perkin', it's werkin'.
3. If it ain't sqwarkin', it's bwarkin'.
4. donkey.com.
5. The Land of Lisp.
6. The Bananas in Pajamas chase the Teddy Bears on Tuesday.
7. It is not nice to make fluffies.
8. If it nain't walkin', it's talkin'.
9. If it nain't perkin', it's werkin'.
10. If it nain't sqwarkin', it's bwarkin'.
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Anonymous2012-02-17 18:53
>>12
Fuck you I'm not a pedo I just heard about that on EncyclopediaDramatica after a fellow /b/tard linked me there. I have never, and will never, watched a child fap. That is just disgusting and I would deeply hate myself if I did. Deplorable. Truly deranged.
>>17
When I was a child (9 to 12 yo), it was just normal to kiss and suck friends on the same age. Being locked up with girls and boys at school's bathroom without any glimpse of what to do was kind of fun, though.
But that was when I didn't know nothing about sex. Most children don't have any clue, and shouldn't be sexually exploited. Teenagers may have some understanding, but most lack psychological stability to have proper decisions, and shouldn't be touched also. However, some adults have enough discernment, that's why there are so much pedophiles out there. In my opinion, arousal for children or teenagers isn't a disease, it may be just some sort of psychic desire after all. But the lack of self-control isn't acceptable, and I consider this a violent crime.
And that's why I think that pedo material and lolicon should be censured. If you constantly accept this as a good thing, you're just reassuring yourself that it's good, and maybe start implying that kids wouldn't care. This will gradually drive you to borderline, until you lose control and commit a crime.
And yes, I know a lot of incestuous stories, but the families' resolutions on these cases were the worst things I've ever seen.
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Anonymous2012-02-17 21:12
I like my women like I like my dubs... Checked.
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Anonymous2012-02-17 21:48
>>19-21
Fuck you too, ``faggot''! I am >>17 and you are nothing more than a lying kike if you think that anyone has fallen for your disgusting prank.
>>23
I meant that's for you, not that you wrote it. Sorry.
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Anonymous2012-02-18 23:44
Wun chan Too cHan Free Chan For Chan!!!!!!! *rolls around on the floor naked*
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Anonymous2012-02-18 23:51
I LIKE DOSE FROGS. YOU SHOULDn'T CATCH EM. COS IF YOU DO DA SCARECROWS MIGHT JUST END UP CATCHIN YOU.
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Anonymous2012-02-18 23:55
DAT SCARECROW WALKS AT MIDNIGHT. I'M JUST TELLIN' YA, I MADE HIM WALK ONE TIME. I DID IT ONCE LAST MONTH, THEN AGAIN ABOUT A WEEK BEFORE YOU GOT HERE.
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Anonymous2012-02-19 0:01
THAT SURE WAS A FINE SUPPER. CHERRY'S MY FAVOURITE. YEAH, DEY'RE A NICE CHANGE AND IT'S GONNA STAY DAT WAY. I DON'T LIKE DOSE STORIES, DEY MAKE ME SCARED. YEAH, UR ALL OUTTA STORIES AND UR GONNA STAY DAT WAY.
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Anonymous2012-02-19 0:04
ARE YOU ALRIGHT?! JODIE DAT'S NOT VERY NICE. JODIE HE WOULDN'T DO NUFFIN' TO HURT YOU. COME ON WE BETTER GETCHU BACK TO DA HOUSE. LEAVE DA BIKES! I GET DEM LATER!
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Anonymous2012-02-19 0:06
AAAAAAH!!! *RUNS AWAY LIKE THAT RETARD WHO DONE MAKES LITA OH ESS*
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Anonymous2012-02-19 0:07
*spouts gibberish*
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Anonymous2012-02-19 0:15
*GRABS YOUR TESTICLE* Now it's mine. And you stay out of my garden.
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Anonymous2012-02-19 0:30
why is /prog/ constantly overrun by american autists
1. Kodak is the best here
2. Kodak is better than you
3. You are a toilet scrubber
4. You are a mental midget
5. You don't know how to program
6. You wish you could program
7. You work a $10/hr job
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Anonymous2012-02-20 21:55
>>38
1. Yes, there.
2. But I don't live there.
3. I prefer to keep my toilet clean.
4. And a metal mind get too.
5. I type at random, and programs appear, I promise.
6. No, programming is hard.
7. I get $10/job.
BIG OPPORTUNITIES. YOU ALL LIKE GOOD BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES DON'T YOU? NAMES ARE NO LONGER IMPORTANT IN FOUR CHAN-VILLE; OPPORTUNITIES ARE. AND AN OPPORTUNITY AWAITS ALL OF YOU. STEP INSIDE AND FIND IT, IT'S SURVIVAL OF THE FATTEST.
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Anonymous2012-03-02 12:56
MAKE MONEY
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Anonymous2012-03-02 12:56
THE BEVERAGE BUSINESS. SELLING LEMONADE.
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Anonymous2012-03-02 12:58
GREEDY LITTLE OINKERS.
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Anonymous2012-03-02 12:59
I don't have a $10 an hour job and would be glad if I did. I live in my mom's house :(
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Anonymous2012-03-02 13:03
OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK
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Anonymous2012-03-02 13:21
Dat guy's da real pig. First he's suckin' on a hot dog, next he's eatin pop corn, nexth e's eatin' chips, then he's fuckin' a lollie pop.
The grand prize of winning in 4chan is citizenship in Karlsville. And I'm Karl.
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Anonymous2012-03-04 21:37
That's right. That Kodak kid will turn into a plastic camera. That toilet scrubber kid will turn into a plastic hunk of crap. That "if it ain't" kid will turn into a plastic chicken.
I don't think there's enough oldbies anymore that hang around world4ch to make it happen. These boards are too flooded with clueless children from the imageboards that have no clue of the history, culture, or how to comport themselves (thus the level of quality pumped out of these boards these days evident). When I promoted the idea nearly three years ago, there might have been a chance to get another four or five good years out of this place (especially /prog/), but this assumes that moot, Mr VacBob, et al. taking such a suggestion seriously.
I suspect most of the old users of world4ch are long gone (Xarn being a confirmed example), they've probably moved on to private mailing lists or even possibly some hidden 2ch-like board that they're not revealing to anybody (I don't blame them). So where does that leave us? Well, to put it succinctly, the shithouse. Perpetually stuck between a rock and a hard place, forced to be part of the main site with its ever-increasing popularity (and thus ever-increasing flood of imageboard users finding their way here), and an old long-gone userbase of who enough don't care to muster up the energy fabricate a suitable replacement.
So in summation, yes I guess I could be optimistic and agree that
Just because we've failed before doesn't mean we can't succeed.but until I see projects that go beyond the scope of what that "Tablecat BBS" guy is doing and the failed attempt by the short-lived world5ch.net (which some say was a Milkribs operation), I'm sorry if I'm a bit pessimistic about it all.
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Anonymous2012-03-12 1:10
So, I dropped a Zuckerberg out of my anus today.
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Anonymous2012-03-12 1:13
TK's a BIT OF A SOFTIE!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAA IT METAL GREYMON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I JUST WANT ALL OF YOU TO KNOW THAT MY NAME IS DONKEY.COM AND I OFFER BUSINESS SOLUTIONS.
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Anonymous2012-03-19 8:36
The Rat in the Hat flips pages on his calendar. He cheats. He lies. He steals. The Bananas are autistic and silly. The Teddy Bears are intelligent and clever. The Rat in the Hat is pure evil.
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Anonymous2012-03-20 9:07
I outsource business solutions in search of TALENTED programmers with good communicational skills that like to IMPLEMENT solutions for my enterprise. MILLION DOLLAR PROPRIETARY IDEA. COPYRIGHT 2012 StupidkidSoft UNLIMITED
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Anonymous2012-03-20 9:13
C, C+, JAVA, ITS ALL THE SAME TO ME. POST YOUR RESUME IN RESPONSE IF YOU'RE INTERESTED.
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Anonymous2012-03-28 1:45
IM glEnable DA NEW POKEMON RAAAHAHHH RAAAAAHHHHHH GLENABLE GLENABLE GLENABLE *DOES POKE-BLAST* GLENABLE GLENABLE!