/prog/ - ITT it is Reddit

Name: NerdyKarmaWhoreGrrl1337 2012-02-14 20:40

+1 if you're a nerdy programmer like me xD I just started learning VB today and made my first Hello World program ^_^ I'm on my way to becoming an expert programmer! Also, I'm a girl! Don't hit on me, you silly boys~

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-14 20:49

As I've never been to reddit I can't Ptolemy assess the accuracy of your satire .

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-14 22:14

+1 MEGAUPBOAT
C wut I did thar?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-14 22:29

ur such a nerd lol

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-15 0:04

ROFL GIRLS LOOKS LIKE THIS NERD ISNT GETTING LAID! SHITTYOVERUSEDMEME.JPG
>5
LAME PUN TO COMPLIMENT THAT
>6, 7, 8, 9......50
MORE LAME PUNS RESTATING THE FIRST LAME PUN

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-15 0:09

such a nerd xD
i'm gonna forever alone all over this code lol~~~~

legalize pot!!!!!11

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-15 1:18

lol I just played The Legend of Zelda xD I'm such a nerd

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-15 1:51

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCq6E6tnQKg

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-15 6:10

Come on guys, they're not that bad...

Edit: What's with all the downvotes?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-15 9:15

I bet >>1 is actually some fat, balding, white guy that is posing as a chick on here.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-15 12:33

Hey guys I just installed youbantoe linux to impress my 2 friends, how do I run word?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-15 12:38

install le gentoo then took an arrow to the knee xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-15 12:42

>>12
I used to make arrow to the knee jokes, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-15 12:43

>>13
you are so meta xDDDDDDDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-15 12:45

>>12-13
I'm going to take it upon myself to spam this shitty and cringe-inducing meme on /faggot/.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-15 15:48

Go back to /jp/.

Name: VIPPER 2012-02-15 15:52

le rageface.jpg

God i hate these little faggots.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-15 16:20

How to be successful on Reddit:
-"I just rescued this kitten please upvote"
-"For every upvote I get I'll donate a dollar to charity"
-"I'm terminally ill and my dying wish is to make the front page of Reddit, please upvote this post"
-"WIFE HER"
-"+1 if you like ${popular thing}"
-[Insert shitty pun here]
-[Explanation of a joke that only people with mental disabilities wouldn't understand ("the joke is funny because...")]
-Draw a "rageface" on something in real life and then take a photo of it
-Draw stick figures in MS Paint
-Praise extremist leftist beliefs as the best thing since sliced bread
-Talk about how often you smoking weed even though you've never done it before
-Correct someone's typo
-Talk about sex and try to make it sound as if you're the only person on the entire internet to ever get laid
-Make a shitty vector image of a reaction image from 4chan or some other source and maybe post a caption with it
-Talk about how awesome Reddit is and how terrible the rest of the internet is
-Mention something from the 90s

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-15 18:54

>>8
I don't understand that video. Someone please explain it to me!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-15 20:04

If you guys are judging reddit based off frontpage subreddits, you're making the same mistake as those who judge 4chan based off /b/.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-15 20:58

>>20
Back to Reddit, please!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-15 22:36

>>21
ITT it is Reddit

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-15 23:05

>>22
upvoted your dubs xD

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-15 23:19

DONKEY.COM

OINK OINK

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-16 2:38

Reddit claims that 4chan tries too hard to be "lol sooo randumb xD" and yet they come up with shit like "when does the narwhal bacon?" Look it up, they think that stupid phrase is immensely hilarious.

Fucking mental midgets.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-16 3:16

>>25
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-narwhal-bacons-at-midnight
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-16 3:18

>>26
I used to not want to live on this planet anymore, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-16 3:24

>>26,27
Oh god, stop it. If you're going to shitpost, at least make it about Lisp or Touhou or something.

Name: Narwhal 2012-02-16 3:28

I used to bacon at le midnight, but then I took an arrow to the knee. xDD

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-16 3:40

>>29
+1
Cool novelty account, bro.

Name: andrewsmith1986 2012-02-16 11:33

Oh hey, I am just here for my free karma.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-16 11:45

>>20
It's not even really a mistake for either site anymore.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-16 16:43

upvote if you like doubles xD

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-16 18:06

>>14,12,29,33
Redditors are classy intellectuals who don't use 'xD'. Those emoticons are for immature people of the likes who believe in a god.

PS: I didn't downvote you.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-16 18:35

>>34
Redditors are classy intellectuals
You best be joking.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-16 18:39

I am the 99% #occupywallstreet RON PAUL 2012 smoke weed everyday upvotes for everyone 4chan is gay sepples is the best programming language ever

-posted from my iPhone

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-16 19:17

>>36
-posted from my iPhone
+1

-posted from my MacBook Air

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-16 20:44

>>37
/polecat kebabs!/

-posted from my 3310

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-16 21:38

>>38
oh look, it's the faggot who doesn't make any programming-related posts and just tells everyone to go back to the imageboards

you're just as much of a shitposter as all the other autists

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-16 22:34

Most of this stereotyping doesn't make sense. I really dislike Reddit, but at least make fun of it properly.
>>18 is doing it right.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-16 22:53

http://www.leragecomics.com/
Check out this awesome site, guys. You'll laugh until you take an arrow to the knee.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-16 23:09

>>41
So I checked one of the "top" links out and got this:
http://www.leragecomics.com/index.php/rage-comics/60-funny-rage-comics/
Half of these are superfluous. Like, "Company X invented a clever product. OMG IT'S CLEVER!" The other half are just stupid attempts to relate to the reader, e.g. "I killed a spider. OMG WHAT IF IT'S STILL ALIVE?!"
So do people really find these witty, or is it just one of those troll things people pretend to like?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-16 23:30

>>44
nice dubs bro

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-16 23:52

>>43
go get a blood clot in your brain, faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-16 23:58

>>44
won't happen

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-26 18:54

Wow, this thread is horrible.

Name: Anonymouse 2012-06-04 14:31

<a href="/read/prog/1333282152/5/">How I feel about Reddit</a>

Name: Anonymouse 2012-06-04 14:32

Failure. (Not fail.) Let's try that again.
<a href="read/prog/1333282152/5/">How I feel about Reddit</a>

Name: Anonymouse 2012-06-04 14:34

Apparently I don't know the markdown, yo. Apparently, slashes are the devil. <a href="read/prog/1333282152">Tacos are teh shit.</a>

Name: Anonymouse 2012-06-04 14:37

Perhaps [Reddit](http://www.hatebook.com/) bbcode?

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 14:37

standard bbcode?

Name: Anonymouse 2012-06-04 14:38

god this site sucks. at least it's not reddit.

Name: ron 2012-06-04 16:25

ron paul 2012

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 16:39

I always find 4chan's hate of reddit kind of funny. I personally don't feel the same way since I've never been on reddit for a significant amount of time (don't like its style or that it isn't anonymous). Most of my enmity is saved for the numerous shittastic boards here: /b/, /soc/, /v/ (post /vg/), etc, etc. Even the "good" boards leave much to be desired. One might conclude you guys are possibly frustrated with this place? or maybe jealous of reddit?

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 16:41

>>54
where do you think you are?

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 17:14

ITT fucking SAHGE THIS SHIIIITTTT HNNNNGGGGGGNGGN

i don't come here to read about reddit. wtf. srsly. just. what. the. fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 17:47

>>40
Downvoted.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 17:51

men's rights!

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 18:07

>>58
women are whiny by nature, that doesn't mean you should do the same.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 18:19

ParEddit lulz

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 18:49

[-] VIPPER 42 points 2 hours ago
How you guys knows how Reddit looks like? x)

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 19:29

>>1-61
Redditors, otherwise they wouldn't know how to poke fun at Reddit.

Enjoy your .NET faggotry.

Name: A humble redditor 2012-06-04 19:52

Reddit = hipster, non-anonymous, SFW, archived 4chan.

there is also a 4chan subreddit if you didn't know (http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan) though you probably did.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 20:55

+1 for being a faggot
+1 for not helping at all

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 23:44

>>1

lold

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-05 1:15

CheckFactory.em()

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-05 10:01

>>40
>>18's suggestions included ``-Praise extremist leftist beliefs as the best thing since sliced bread''. Reddit is a far-right circlejerk even without the Ron Paul fanboys.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-05 10:11

>>67
spoken like a true libtard

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-05 10:21

>>68
fuck off and die, nazi

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-06 17:18

le me is making le post about le reddit le
>implying this text is green

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-06 17:18

sorry i forgot to noko

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-07 5:32

>>68
keep fuckin' that chicken, newt

ITT it is Reddit

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