+1 if you're a nerdy programmer like me xD I just started learning VB today and made my first Hello World program ^_^ I'm on my way to becoming an expert programmer! Also, I'm a girl! Don't hit on me, you silly boys~
As I've never been to reddit I can't Ptolemy assess the accuracy of your satire .
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Anonymous2012-02-14 22:14
+1 MEGAUPBOAT
C wut I did thar?
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Anonymous2012-02-14 22:29
ur such a nerd lol
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Anonymous2012-02-15 0:04
ROFL GIRLS LOOKS LIKE THIS NERD ISNT GETTING LAID! SHITTYOVERUSEDMEME.JPG
>5
LAME PUN TO COMPLIMENT THAT
>6, 7, 8, 9......50
MORE LAME PUNS RESTATING THE FIRST LAME PUN
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Anonymous2012-02-15 0:09
such a nerd xD
i'm gonna forever alone all over this code lol~~~~
legalize pot!!!!!11
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Anonymous2012-02-15 1:18
lol I just played The Legend of Zelda xD I'm such a nerd
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