/prog/ - Ellen Page caught in Lesbian Lisp Fiasco

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-29 10:50

Seriously though, if Ellen Page programmed in Lisp it'd only prove she was a lesbian. Saturday Night Live appearances aside we'd have photos of ellen page in 69 while trying to do gui programming for X Windows in Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-29 10:54

I'd program Ellen Page's LIPS, if you know what I mean.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-29 11:00

>>2
I know what you mean.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-29 12:49

act

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-29 12:50

MAROON 5 GET!

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-29 12:55

NICKY SIXX GET!

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-29 12:59

>>5
Did you mean: JACKSON 5 GET

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-29 13:29

>>2

I know what you mean, you cheeky rug muncher you.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-29 16:31

She can't be gay, it's not trendy. Maybe bi-curious. (Which would imply scheme, not lisp, really.)

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-29 17:22

not anime

Name: NIGGER! CHECK MY DUBS! 2011-11-29 19:10

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Name: Anonymous 2011-11-29 22:45

I don't see how this would be a fiasco. It sounds like a bestseller.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-29 23:44

Lisp is shit.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-30 2:20

I maintain that Ellen Page's Lady Love is Lisptastical.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-30 10:40

She's probably straight, and there's a non-zero probability that if we met, she'd fall in love with me. We'd program in scheme until the sun set, then cudder the night away...

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-30 12:33

>>15
Lisp is shit.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-30 17:40

>>15
non-zero
Well, negative complex infinity is not zero.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-30 19:09

>>17
So you see what I'm saying.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-30 19:20

>>18
Haha well played.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-01 2:13

Guys why is this the #1 google return on the search "ellen page lisp", "ellen page lesbian fiasco", "ellen page fiasco", and #7 for '"ellen page"+"rug muncher"'???? So what if ellen page was caught licking a clit. Do we really want power dykes trolling /prog/?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-01 2:41

not anime

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-01 13:34

You know... TMZ has photos of Ellen Page in a lesbian lisp fiasco... they're giving it away for free.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-01 14:02

Ellen Page would rather use Clojure than Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-01 14:27

is this the hot hacker bitches thread?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-01 17:41

No... this the the thread discussing Ellen Page's lesbian love affair with Clojure, or rather Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 6:55

So which one of you weaboos shat yourself when you found out Ellen Page was satori because of Lisp?

BE HONEST.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 7:00

I didn't even know who Ellen Page was before I read this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 8:34

>>1
X Windows
X Windows is written in C++, that is why it sucks so much.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 8:59

>>28

True but you have to admit you'd fap to Ellen Page doing a 69 with some other chick while programming X Windows in Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 9:10

tou hou~

Name: F r o z e n V o i d !!mJCwdV5J0Xy2A21 2011-12-02 9:13

>>29
Ellen Page is a third-rate skank with below-average physique. Who faps to this?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 9:56

>>31

Oh you'd know you'd fap to Ellen Page in a 69 with some other chick. You'd fap to her just programming in Lisp and... AND... you know it.

Name: F r o z e n V o i d !!mJCwdV5J0Xy2A21 2011-12-02 10:13

>>32
I have GB of better porn, better furry porn, even furry 69 porn with lesbians which makes Ellen Page look like a diseased bald monkey with syphilis.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 10:28

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>FrozenFurry admits to being gay

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 10:32

>>34

Agreed. Mark the calender.

02 December 2011 The day Frozen Void admits to being gay.

Name: F r o z e n V o i d !!mJCwdV5J0Xy2A21 2011-12-02 10:35

>>34
I don't admit to watching any Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 10:39

>>36
Yes, you admitted to being gay.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 10:41

>>36

It's too late... gayness confirmed.

Name: F r o z e n V o i d !!mJCwdV5J0Xy2A21 2011-12-02 10:44

>>37
I view only straight furry porn/hentai, if you think that furry==gay.

Name: F r o z e n V o i d !!mJCwdV5J0Xy2A21 2011-12-02 10:45

>>35
Why would such a date make so much importance so you mark it in a calendar? Are you a faggot?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 10:49

>>40

Yes, we know how important for outted gay people such as yourself to become highly defensive. It's okay... let it all out.

Name: F r o z e n V o i d !!mJCwdV5J0Xy2A21 2011-12-02 11:07

>>41
I suspect, inside this tightly-knit Lisp community such "outings" are expected annual feature to entrain new recruits into the BDSM culture of Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 11:09

>>42

That's right... point fingers at others because your gay. Call other people names because your gay. Come on, you can do it. Let it all out man.

Name: F r o z e n V o i d !!mJCwdV5J0Xy2A21 2011-12-02 11:15

>>43
What are you eager for? "Letting it all out"? Is this some slang for ejaculation?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 11:16

>>44
Yes. Admit to yourself that you are gay and let it all out.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 11:16

>>44
Oh, you'd like to see that, wouldn't you?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 11:23

>>44

It's okay that your gay, we aren't judging. And we understand your need to be defensive. It's alright. You can let it all out.

Name: F r o z e n V o i d !!mJCwdV5J0Xy2A21 2011-12-02 11:24

>>45
Sorry, I won't satisfy you gay fantasies.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 11:25

>>48
Instead, you'll satisfy your own gay fantasies. Go on, it's okay.

Name: F r o z e n V o i d !!mJCwdV5J0Xy2A21 2011-12-02 11:27

>>49
I don't have any, as you assume. Maybe you should not program so much Lisp, as to assume everyone share your fantasies?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 11:27

>>48

You know, it's okay to admit to, and talk about your gay fantasies. Let it all out man.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 11:28

Ellen Page caught in Gay Lisp Scuffle

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 11:28

I would just like to point out, that if Frozen Void isn't gay, then it's really weird. Because he was the first person to bring both ejaculation, and gay fantasies.

Just saying.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 11:29

>>50,42,48,33,48
Fuck you, I'm not interested in your gay activities.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 11:30

This dubs get is sullied by Frozen Void's closetted gayness.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 11:43

forzenvoid very small dick, like dog, looks same, disgusting small dog dick

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-26 18:47

>>5
damn I thought I was the first one to think of this, then I googled it :(

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-26 19:21

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Ellen Page caught in Lesbian Lisp Fiasco

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