Ellen Page caught in Lesbian Lisp Fiasco

Seriously though, if Ellen Page programmed in Lisp it'd only prove she was a lesbian. Saturday Night Live appearances aside we'd have photos of ellen page in 69 while trying to do gui programming for X Windows in Lisp.

She's probably straight, and there's a non-zero probability that if we met, she'd fall in love with me. We'd program in scheme until the sun set, then cudder the night away...