/prog/ - Ellen Page caught in Lesbian Lisp Fiasco

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-29 10:50

Seriously though, if Ellen Page programmed in Lisp it'd only prove she was a lesbian. Saturday Night Live appearances aside we'd have photos of ellen page in 69 while trying to do gui programming for X Windows in Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-29 10:54

I'd program Ellen Page's LIPS, if you know what I mean.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-29 11:00

>>2
I know what you mean.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-29 12:49

act

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-29 12:50

MAROON 5 GET!

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-29 12:55

NICKY SIXX GET!

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-29 12:59

>>5
Did you mean: JACKSON 5 GET

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-29 13:29

>>2

I know what you mean, you cheeky rug muncher you.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-29 16:31

She can't be gay, it's not trendy. Maybe bi-curious. (Which would imply scheme, not lisp, really.)

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-29 17:22

not anime

Name: NIGGER! CHECK MY DUBS! 2011-11-29 19:10

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Name: Anonymous 2011-11-29 22:45

I don't see how this would be a fiasco. It sounds like a bestseller.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-29 23:44

Lisp is shit.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-30 2:20

I maintain that Ellen Page's Lady Love is Lisptastical.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-30 10:40

She's probably straight, and there's a non-zero probability that if we met, she'd fall in love with me. We'd program in scheme until the sun set, then cudder the night away...

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-30 12:33

>>15
Lisp is shit.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-30 17:40

>>15
non-zero
Well, negative complex infinity is not zero.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-30 19:09

>>17
So you see what I'm saying.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-30 19:20

>>18
Haha well played.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-01 2:13

Guys why is this the #1 google return on the search "ellen page lisp", "ellen page lesbian fiasco", "ellen page fiasco", and #7 for '"ellen page"+"rug muncher"'???? So what if ellen page was caught licking a clit. Do we really want power dykes trolling /prog/?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-01 2:41

not anime

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-01 13:34

You know... TMZ has photos of Ellen Page in a lesbian lisp fiasco... they're giving it away for free.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-01 14:02

Ellen Page would rather use Clojure than Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-01 14:27

is this the hot hacker bitches thread?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-01 17:41

No... this the the thread discussing Ellen Page's lesbian love affair with Clojure, or rather Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 6:55

So which one of you weaboos shat yourself when you found out Ellen Page was satori because of Lisp?

BE HONEST.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 7:00

I didn't even know who Ellen Page was before I read this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 8:34

>>1
X Windows
X Windows is written in C++, that is why it sucks so much.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 8:59

>>28

True but you have to admit you'd fap to Ellen Page doing a 69 with some other chick while programming X Windows in Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 9:10

tou hou~

Name: F r o z e n V o i d !!mJCwdV5J0Xy2A21 2011-12-02 9:13

>>29
Ellen Page is a third-rate skank with below-average physique. Who faps to this?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 9:56

>>31

Oh you'd know you'd fap to Ellen Page in a 69 with some other chick. You'd fap to her just programming in Lisp and... AND... you know it.

Name: F r o z e n V o i d !!mJCwdV5J0Xy2A21 2011-12-02 10:13

>>32
I have GB of better porn, better furry porn, even furry 69 porn with lesbians which makes Ellen Page look like a diseased bald monkey with syphilis.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 10:28

>>33

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>FrozenFurry admits to being gay

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 10:32

>>34

Agreed. Mark the calender.

02 December 2011 The day Frozen Void admits to being gay.

Name: F r o z e n V o i d !!mJCwdV5J0Xy2A21 2011-12-02 10:35

>>34
I don't admit to watching any Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 10:39

>>36
Yes, you admitted to being gay.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 10:41

>>36

It's too late... gayness confirmed.

Name: F r o z e n V o i d !!mJCwdV5J0Xy2A21 2011-12-02 10:44

>>37
I view only straight furry porn/hentai, if you think that furry==gay.

Name: F r o z e n V o i d !!mJCwdV5J0Xy2A21 2011-12-02 10:45

>>35
Why would such a date make so much importance so you mark it in a calendar? Are you a faggot?

Ellen Page caught in Lesbian Lisp Fiasco

1 Name: Anonymous 2011-11-29 10:50

2 Name: Anonymous 2011-11-29 10:54

3 Name: Anonymous 2011-11-29 11:00

4 Name: Anonymous 2011-11-29 12:49

5 Name: Anonymous 2011-11-29 12:50

6 Name: Anonymous 2011-11-29 12:55

7 Name: Anonymous 2011-11-29 12:59

8 Name: Anonymous 2011-11-29 13:29

9 Name: Anonymous 2011-11-29 16:31

10 Name: Anonymous 2011-11-29 17:22

11 Name: NIGGER! CHECK MY DUBS! 2011-11-29 19:10

12 Name: Anonymous 2011-11-29 22:45

13 Name: Anonymous 2011-11-29 23:44

14 Name: Anonymous 2011-11-30 2:20

15 Name: Anonymous 2011-11-30 10:40

16 Name: Anonymous 2011-11-30 12:33

17 Name: Anonymous 2011-11-30 17:40

18 Name: Anonymous 2011-11-30 19:09

19 Name: Anonymous 2011-11-30 19:20

20 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-01 2:13

21 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-01 2:41

22 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-01 13:34

23 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-01 14:02

24 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-01 14:27

25 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-01 17:41

26 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 6:55

27 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 7:00

28 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 8:34

29 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 8:59

30 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 9:10

31 Name: F r o z e n V o i d !!mJCwdV5J0Xy2A21 2011-12-02 9:13

32 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 9:56

33 Name: F r o z e n V o i d !!mJCwdV5J0Xy2A21 2011-12-02 10:13

34 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 10:28

35 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 10:32

36 Name: F r o z e n V o i d !!mJCwdV5J0Xy2A21 2011-12-02 10:35

37 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 10:39

38 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 10:41

39 Name: F r o z e n V o i d !!mJCwdV5J0Xy2A21 2011-12-02 10:44

40 Name: F r o z e n V o i d !!mJCwdV5J0Xy2A21 2011-12-02 10:45