WebDNA, aka "BBCode"


[text]x=5[/text]
 
[switch value=[x]]
  [case value=1]
    The value of x was 1
  [/case]
  [case value=2]
    The value of x was 2
  [/case]
  [default]
    The value of x was neither 1 nor 2; it was [x]
  [/default]
[/switch]

The best part about it? It's propietary, and costs a shitload of money: https://store.webdna.us/default.tpl?pageID=1&page=full&cart=13208426741730107&--eqskudatarq=4

tl;dr PEOPLE MAKE MONEY WITH WEBSITES WRITTEN IN BBCODE

Since there exist isomorphisms between WebDNA and XML, XML and Lisp, and Lisp and shit, we can establish that WebDNA is shit.

>>2
isomorphism
Haskell is shit.

>>3
Haskell
I'm sorry you think ``isomorphism'' is Haskell terminology. It's actually from Category Theory, which fights against the Jewish onslaught of infinite sets.

>>4
On a scale from 1 to GAY, how trolled would you be if someone showed you an isomorphism between category theory and set theory?

>>4
Category Theory is made by jews too.

>>5
Category Theory does/can actually examine various set theories, maybe even in a more rigorous way than it would be done in those particular set theories. Both could be used as foundations for math. I also don't think they're the enemies our local friend here is portraying it to be - if you want infinity in your category theory, you can get it, it just might not always come by default as it does with ZFC.