WebDNA, aka "BBCode"


[text]x=5[/text]
 
[switch value=[x]]
  [case value=1]
    The value of x was 1
  [/case]
  [case value=2]
    The value of x was 2
  [/case]
  [default]
    The value of x was neither 1 nor 2; it was [x]
  [/default]
[/switch]

The best part about it? It's propietary, and costs a shitload of money: https://store.webdna.us/default.tpl?pageID=1&page=full&cart=13208426741730107&--eqskudatarq=4

tl;dr PEOPLE MAKE MONEY WITH WEBSITES WRITTEN IN BBCODE

>>4
On a scale from 1 to GAY, how trolled would you be if someone showed you an isomorphism between category theory and set theory?