/prog/ - Heaven and Hell

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-11 14:33

In Heaven,
   + code is written by south-americans
   + software is distributed by germans
   + advertisement is done by the british
   + conventions are hold by australians
   + documentations are written by the japanese

In Hell,
   + code is written by north-americans
   + software is distributed by the french
   + advertisement is done by romanians
   + conventions are hold by germans
   + documentations are written by icelandians

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-11 15:09

>>1
Get out fagstorm.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-11 16:06

>>2
fuck you fagstorm

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-11 20:12

Can I be a fagstorm?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-11 21:57

In Heaven,
+ code is written by Americans
+ software is distributed by Americans
+ advertisement doesn't exist
+ conventions are held by Americans
+ documentations are written Americans

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-11 22:20

>>5
No advertisement? You commie bastard!

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-12 0:00

>>5 You got it all fucking wrong.

In Hell,
+ code is written by Americans
+ software is distributed by Americans
+ advertisement is done by Americans
+ conventions are held by Americans
+ documentations are written Americans

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-12 0:28

>>7
Maybe the hell is you ( 　ﾟ,_ゝﾟ)

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-12 1:07

>>8
Maybe is a ubiquitous monad. （　≖‿≖）

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-12 5:58

>>9
Maybe is a Core dum^{Segmentation fa^{Kernel Panic}}

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-12 6:06

>>7
+ code is written by Americans

VB6/COBOL/Fortran all the things!

+ software is distributed by Americans

Installer.exe stuffed with MIDI songs is totally the coolestestestestestest thing evuurr

+ advertisement is done by Americans

78493785 Billion dollars for a 10 seconds video? Why the fuck not?

+ conventions are held by Americans

Who doesn't enjoy a good ol' speech hold by a local klansman once in a while?

+ documentations are written Americans

HTML? Postscript? ODF? Fuck that! YOU WILL DOWNLOAD ADOBE ACROBAT READER BECAUSE I WROTE THIS DOCUMENTATION IN 9000000 NANOSECONDS WITH A PROPIETARY VERSION OF PDFX THAT IS UTTERLY INCOMPATIBLE WITH ANY OTHER PDF READER AND YOU WILL FUCKING LOVE IT! THIS IS AMERICA THIS IS HOW WE ROLL YOU DISGUSTING COMMUNIST ASSHOLE

_{_{Yes, american hell is worst hell}}

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-12 6:07

Can you explain how these "Monads" can be useful with Python?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-12 7:29

>>11
I think you're lagging a few years behind.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-12 7:57

>>13
I think you're buttfrustrated because i say the truth

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-12 9:39

>>1

What's wrong with:

software is distributed by the french

?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-12 10:25

>>15
http://www.google.com/search?q=Ubisoft+DRM

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-10-12 10:27

Glad to see the English only get into heaven and not hell.

Name: Anon 2011-10-12 10:27

>>1 when your jokes are not funny, and your trolling is weird rather than disturbing, its time to stop drinking!

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-12 11:10

>>5,7,11

America is not a country

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-12 12:09

>>19
Clearly you do not know whereof you speak, uneducated cretin.
It's short for The United States of America.
Now go die in a fire.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-12 16:31

>>20
Also known as USA. So, use 'USA'. Dipshit.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-12 16:44

God Bless America and Fuck tha Haters

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-12 17:31

>>21
I'm an American and I live in America.
Because fuck you, that's why.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-12 17:47

>>23
I'm an idiot, and I live in the Jewnited states of Americunt.

Yes. I rest my case.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-12 19:12

>>22
God Bless Argentina, Bahamas, Bolivia, Barbados, Brazil, Cuba, Chile, Dominican Republic, Colombia, Grenada, Ecuador, Haiti, French Guinea, Jamaica, Guyana, Trinidad Tobago, Paraguay,
Peru, Surinam, Venezuela, Uruguay, Canada, Belize, Mexico, Costa Rica, United States of America, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, Nicaragua and Panama and Fuck tha Haters

Fixed that for you

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-12 20:11

>>19
I guess China, Korea and Britain aren't countries either, right?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-12 21:37

>>24
Strawman. I rest my case.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-13 5:38

>>27
Autist. I rest my case.
Not that it wasn't already painfully obvious that I was dealing with an 'murrikan autist here

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-13 6:21

| + documentations are written by the japanese

The documentation for the PSP is hell. If you want good documentation for the PSP then the home-brew scene is a much better resource then the official Sony documentation.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-13 9:58

>>29
Exceptions prove the rule.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-13 10:35

>>30
Fossil evidence proves creationism
Not big surprise.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-13 12:22

>>31

That's something only a 'murrikan autist like you would believe.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-14 16:28

You talk so much about programming, but you cant talk about DUBZ because you cant actually get any. I run a redundant network of computers that I programmed to fetch all available DUBZ. I even write my own DUBZ farming software to make people post until they reach DUBZ - 1. I work at home and have a bunch of screens showing me when DUBZ are about to appear. I can even set it so that i can get reversed DUBZ. can you guys do any of that? I dont think so. I bet you dont know where all the websites real dubberz hang out are either? if you name them, you just might tell them that dubzmastah sent you.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-14 16:34

>>33
Back to /g/ ``please''!

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-14 16:40

N I G G E R F A R T S

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-14 18:46

>>32
>pretending America isn't the greatest country on earth

0/10

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 10:06

AMERICA IS NOT A COUNTRY

Heaven and Hell

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17 Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-10-12 10:27

18 Name: Anon 2011-10-12 10:27

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24 Name: Anonymous 2011-10-12 17:47

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37 Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 10:06