Heaven and Hell

In Heaven,
   + code is written by south-americans
   + software is distributed by germans
   + advertisement is done by the british
   + conventions are hold by australians
   + documentations are written by the japanese

In Hell,
   + code is written by north-americans
   + software is distributed by the french
   + advertisement is done by romanians
   + conventions are hold by germans
   + documentations are written by icelandians

In Heaven,
+ code is written by Americans
+ software is distributed by Americans
+ advertisement doesn't exist
+ conventions are held by Americans
+ documentations are written Americans

>>5 You got it all fucking wrong.

In Hell,
+ code is written by Americans
+ software is distributed by Americans
+ advertisement is done by Americans
+ conventions are held by Americans
+ documentations are written Americans

>>7
+ code is written by Americans

VB6/COBOL/Fortran all the things!

+ software is distributed by Americans

Installer.exe stuffed with MIDI songs is totally the coolestestestestestest thing evuurr

+ advertisement is done by Americans

78493785 Billion dollars for a 10 seconds video? Why the fuck not?

+ conventions are held by Americans

Who doesn't enjoy a good ol' speech hold by a local klansman once in a while?

+ documentations are written Americans

HTML? Postscript? ODF? Fuck that! YOU WILL DOWNLOAD ADOBE ACROBAT READER BECAUSE I WROTE THIS DOCUMENTATION IN 9000000 NANOSECONDS WITH A PROPIETARY VERSION OF PDFX THAT IS UTTERLY INCOMPATIBLE WITH ANY OTHER PDF READER AND YOU WILL FUCKING LOVE IT!  THIS IS AMERICA THIS IS HOW WE ROLL YOU DISGUSTING COMMUNIST ASSHOLE

_{Yes, american hell is worst hell}