Heaven and Hell

In Heaven,
   + code is written by south-americans
   + software is distributed by germans
   + advertisement is done by the british
   + conventions are hold by australians
   + documentations are written by the japanese

In Hell,
   + code is written by north-americans
   + software is distributed by the french
   + advertisement is done by romanians
   + conventions are hold by germans
   + documentations are written by icelandians

You talk so much about programming, but you cant talk about DUBZ because you cant actually get any. I run a redundant network of computers that I programmed to fetch all available DUBZ. I even write my own DUBZ farming software to make people post until they reach DUBZ - 1. I work at home and have a bunch of screens showing me when DUBZ are about to appear. I can even set it so that i can get reversed DUBZ. can you guys do any of that? I dont think so. I bet you dont know where all the websites real dubberz hang out are either? if you name them, you just might tell them that dubzmastah sent you.