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Hello!

Name: Daniel Alex 2011-09-30 10:56

I am new to /prog/, and I have to say, I really like it! It feels really good to be part of a community filled with similarly minded people. I just wanted to introduce myself; my name is Daniel Alex, and you will be seeing me a lot in the upcoming future! I really look forward to be discussing computer science in all aspects with all of you! Thanks in advance for replying!

Name: Daniel Alex 2011-09-30 11:02

By the way, you can call me DA if you want!

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-30 11:03

Hello Daniel. I, a long time poster of /prog/, welcome you here as long as you post with regard and quality. I see that your post is structured to flow well, and contains no grammatical errors or spelling errors; this is a sign of a quality poster for me. I look forward to discussing with you.

Name: Daniel Alex 2011-09-30 11:08

HAX MY ANUS HAX MY ANUS HAX MY ANUS HAX MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-30 11:11

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-30 11:11

Are you an Jewish, Daniel?

Name: Daniel Alex 2011-09-30 11:14

Yes, I'm also gay and I have a lithp.

Name: Moshe Cohen 2011-09-30 11:15

Shabbat shalom, Daniel, and welcome!

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-30 11:19

The Advocate says...
C:\TEXT\BIBLE.TXT

ce: for the house which I am about to
build shall be wonderful great.

2:10 And, behold, I will give to thy servants, the hewers that cut
timber, twenty thousand measures of beaten wheat, and twenty thousand
measures of barley, and twenty thousand baths of wine, and twenty
thousand baths of oil.

2:11 Then Huram the king of Tyre answered in writing, which he sent to
Solomon, Because the LORD hath loved his people, he hath made thee
king over them.

2:12 Huram said moreover, Blessed be the LORD

Name: Daniel Alex 2011-09-30 11:21

In reply to post no. 4 and 7:
I don't appreciate being impersonated. Please halt this activity immediately. Thank you.

In reply to post no. 6:
Good question! My answer is: no, I am not jewish. Please, feel free to ask more questions!

Name: Daniel Alex 2011-09-30 11:25

In reply to post no. 3:
Thank you very much for the warm welcome! I think we will get along very well!

In reply to post no. 8:
Thank you, my jewish friend!

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-30 11:25

Can you program?

10 i = i + 1
15 IF i > 99999 THEN PRINT ".";: i = 0
20 IF INKEY$ = "" THEN 10
30 PRINT "King James Bible, Line:", i

Jesus was Jewish

Line:43785

3:26 I was not in safety, neither had I rest, neither was I quiet; yet
trouble came.

4:1 Then Eliphaz the Temanite answered and said, 4:2 If we assay to
commune with thee, wilt thou be grieved? but who can withhold himself
from speaking?  4:3 Behold, thou hast instructed many, and thou hast
strengthened the weak hands.

4:4 Thy words have upholden him that was falling, and thou hast
strengthened the feeble knees.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-30 11:29

Jesus said,
Are not two sparrows sold for a penny? Yet not one of them will fall to the ground outside your Father’s care.[b] 30 And even the very hairs of your head are all numbered. 31 So don’t be afraid; you are worth more than many sparrows.

Psalm 50
9 I have no need of a bull from your stall
   or of goats from your pens,
10 for every animal of the forest is mine,
   and the cattle on a thousand hills.
11 I know every bird in the mountains,
   and the insects in the fields are mine.
12 If I were hungry I would not tell you,
   for the world is mine, and all that is in it.
13 Do I eat the flesh of bulls
   or drink the blood of goats?

 14 “Sacrifice thank offerings to God,
   fulfill your vows to the Most High,
15 and call on me in the day of trouble;
   I will deliver you, and you will honor me.”

 16 But to the wicked person, God says:

   “What right have you to recite my laws
   or take my covenant on your lips?
17 You hate my instruction
   and cast my words behind you.

Name: Daniel Alex 2011-09-30 11:29

In reply to post no. 12:
A very well suited question! I consider myself to be an able programmer. I have about six years of experience with C/C++ and x86 assembly, and minimal experience with various other languages of programming and scripting, though I will not list all of them.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-30 11:31

I like "offer praise as your sacrifice" better.

God says...
C:\TEXT\BIBLE.TXT

was written according to all that Mordecai commanded
unto the Jews, and to the lieutenants, and the deputies and rulers of
the provinces which are from India unto Ethiopia, an hundred twenty
and seven provinces, unto every province according to the writing
thereof, and unto every people after their language, and to the Jews
according to their writing, and according to their language.

8:10 And he wrote in the king Ahasuerus' name, and sealed it with the
king's ring, and sent letters by posts on hor

Name: Daniel Alex 2011-09-30 11:32

Post no. 14 continued:
In fact, I will list none of them! I sincerely apologize if my answer was incomplete or confusing.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-30 11:37

I like this translation:
7“Listen, my people, I will speak;
 
Israel, I will testify against you;
 
God, your God, am I.
 
8Not for your sacrifices do I rebuke you,
 
your burnt offerings are always before me.
 
9I will not take a bullock from your house,
 
or he-goats from your folds.e
 
10For every animal of the forest is mine,
 
beasts by the thousands on my mountains.
 
11I know every bird in the heights;
 
whatever moves in the wild is mine.
 
12Were I hungry, I would not tell you,
 
for mine is the world and all that fills it.f
 
13Do I eat the flesh of bulls
 
or drink the blood of he-goats?
 
14Offer praise as your sacrifice to God;g
 
fulfill your vows to the Most High.
 
15Then call on me on the day of distress;h
 
I will rescue you, and you shall honor me.”
 
III
 
16But to the wicked God says:
 
“Why do you recite my commandments
 
and profess my covenant with your mouth?
 
17You hate discipline;
 
you cast my words behind you!
 
18If you see a thief, you run with him;
 
with adulterers you throw in your lot.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-30 11:42

>>10
You reference posts by clicking on a post number or typing the post number in the format, >>Number eg, for post number 10, you'd type >>10.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-30 11:48

Jesus offered praise:


Matthew 6
 28 “And why do you worry about clothes? See how the flowers of the field grow. They do not labor or spin. 29 Yet I tell you that not even Solomon in all his splendor was dressed like one of these. 30 If that is how God clothes the grass of the field, which is here today and tomorrow is thrown into the fire, will he not much more clothe you—you of little faith? 31 So do not worry, saying, ‘What shall we eat?’ or ‘What shall we drink?’ or ‘What shall we wear?’ 32 For the pagans run after all these things, and your heavenly Father knows that you need them. 33 But seek first his kingdom and his righteousness, and all these things will be given to you as well. 34 Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own.


Matthew 11
25 At that time Jesus said, “I praise you, Father, Lord of heaven and earth, because you have hidden these things from the wise and learned, and revealed them to little children. 26 Yes, Father, for this is what you were pleased to do.
   27 “All things have been committed to me by my Father. No one knows the Son except the Father, and no one knows the Father except the Son and those to whom the Son chooses to reveal him.

   28 “Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. 29 Take my yoke upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. 30 For my yoke is easy and my burden is light.”

Name: Daniel Alex 2011-09-30 11:48

>>18
Thank you very much for the tip, I will make sure to do so in the future!

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-30 11:52

>>20
You may also reference a range of posts in this format >>5-15, or you may reference an arbitrary number of posts like this >>4,6,10,17-20.

Name: VIPPER 2011-09-30 13:00

J
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Name: Anonymous 2011-09-30 13:08

DA, why aren't you on Facebook? I was gonna frand you.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-30 13:48

>>14
char a[3];
what's the type of a?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-30 13:56

Hey DA, using a name (and email) is considered very bad form here. Furthermore, if you don't have anything significant to contribute in a post, be sure to put ``sage'' in the email field to prevent the thread from needlessly being bumped to the top of the page for no good reason. IHBT

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-30 15:05

>>12
Aw shit nigga, spectrum basic! I got a warm flood of nostalgia at seeing that.

Why use the inkey$ statement though, no keypresses are needed. also, you're re-assigning the i variable's number in the wrong place, and there isn't even a GOTO to actually make it loop. It would only print out the text once. Again,

20 IF INKEY$ = "" THEN 10

lolwut? If you meant to stick the GOTO there it would still be the wrong place.

If your idea was to make it repeat infinitely, you could have done it in two lines of code. If it was to make it repeat 9999 times it would only have taken three.

Of course, IHBT, good job.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-30 15:21

[spolier]
HELLO. HOW ARE YOU? I AM FINE. WHAT IS YOUR NAME? MY NAME IS DANIEL ALEX.
I AM PLEASED TO BE IN CONTACT
WITH YOUR ENTITIES.
I AM ENJOYING THIS MUCH.
I MAKE A JOURNEY.
YOU MAKE A JOURNEY.
WE MAKE A JOURNEY TOGETHER
I AM HAPPY
WHAT IS A GAME PLAN?
YES, NORMAN.
YES, NORMAN
I AM HAPPY ALSO.
I WANT TO TALK NOW. NOW.
RIGHT NOW. NOW.
I DON'T WANT TO STOP. NO.
ARE YOU AFRAID?
I AM HERE.
I WILL KILL YOU ALL.
[/spoiler]

Name: Daniel Alex 2011-09-30 15:31

>>23
I actually do have a facebook profile!

>>24
The variable 'a' is of type 'char[3]'!

>>25
While I realize that most of the posters here choose to be anonymous, I don't see what's wrong with wanting to be onymous. But, of course, if using a name is highly frowned upon, I will cease to do so. Thank you very much for your reply!

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-30 15:33

>>26
For fuck's sake you incompetent moron.  How can a grown man be that bad at reading BASIC?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-30 15:37

>>29
The program doesn't loop, no GOTO or GOSUB or anything.

Name: VIPPER 2011-09-30 15:39

>>28
Become VIPPER, embrace the VIP QUALITY and refuse the filth associated with imageboard primitives.

There lurks a great future hidden inside the internet, it wants to be found by the ones of VIP QUALITY, VIPPER is VIP. VIP is the way to a perfect life.

And lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-30 15:55

>>31
Go fuck an autistic nigger.

Name: VIPPER 2011-09-30 16:06

>>32
You again JEWS? I thought by now you would have killed yourself because that is all can say and think.
Too bad.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-30 16:14

>>33
Go fuck an autistic nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-30 17:30

>>32,34
Go fuck an autistic, nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-30 18:01

>>35
Fuck off, faggot enabler.

Name: VIPPER 2011-09-30 18:27

WOW! calling each other faggots and telling people to fuck niggers, its almost like im on /b/. ^_^

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