I learned so much programming and good pretty good at it when I was a teen. I'm 23 now and I don't have any friends or projects. I think some kind of virtual world would be nice but I know there's no point in making it because nobody would join. I guess I'm just lonely and lost. What should I do?
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Anonymous2011-06-17 2:26
Install GNU/Linux. Make a list of problems then solve those problems.
OP, learn something non retarded like AJAX or CSS and program an internet solution that will become the next Google/Facebook. You can at least try. WTF will you do with "lisp"? Maybe you meant talk with a lisp due to homosexuality, but either way it won't get you to the billionaire status needed to succeed in this game. That's right, The internet leaders make billions. Yrt you want to do pointless busywork in ocaml while lisping like a queer. Something doesn't add up.
>>1
Adding onto >>8 's comment, don't expect shit to happen overnight. Take out a pen and paper and just start listing potential ideas. Great things usually come from hours, days, months, even years of hard work. Take on multiple projects at once, but don't overload yourself - the quality of your work may suffer. If one idea doesn't work, move on down the list.
If you need help coming up with ideas, get out. If you lack creativity, you are doomed to fail.
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Anonymous2011-06-17 12:14
Create a new programming language. At least it will be good for your CV.
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Anonymous2011-06-17 12:30
>>16
implemented the each main paradigm, don't have any original ideas so I'm not going to make a new language (don't give a fuck about my CV)
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Anonymous2011-06-17 12:59
kill u self get a hero
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Anonymous2011-06-17 13:14
>>8
You're a fucking moron. I bet you've never even written a (passable) facebook application.
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Anonymous2011-06-18 1:18
>>19
You're a fucking moron. I bet you've never even written a (scalable) facebook application.
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Anonymous2011-06-18 1:21
>>20
You're a fucking moron. I bet you've never even written a (enterprise quality) facebook application.
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Anonymous2011-06-18 18:04
>>1 I'm just lonely and lost Aren't we all, OP? ;__;
>>15 If you lack creativity, you are doomed to fail. Please don't be like this.
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Anonymous2011-06-19 4:34
>>19
No need to make petty apps for some other company when he can make billions with his own business. There is no need to "program" in LISP and C and all that for peanuts. Tons of work for hardly any money and zero prestige. Meanwhile Mark Z. the owner of Facebook has an Asian wife and billions of dollars - look into it. Seriously though, you nerds crack me up. All the opportunities to make billions and fuck Asians nightly, yet you'd rather perform busywork while actually relating to Dilbert at best.
>>23
Mark Z is a JEW who only profits from a stolen idea and uses Zionist promoted hipsterism and social whoring to sell information to the CIA and mossad.
I ROFPMSL that nobody on prog can spell the 'Zuckerburg' part of Mark Zuckerburg's name, so they've resorted to calling him "Mark Z."
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Anonymous2011-06-19 21:52
You're a fucking moron. I bet you've never even taken "P=NP and other trivial demonstrations" classes.
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Anonymous2011-06-19 21:59
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i've got a lot of things to code but no programming skills. even lvl-1 problems in programmin-challenges.com scares the shit out of me!
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joe2011-06-19 22:56
/*
* what about cc without c backcompat...?
*/
import std.io
class stack<T> {
class node<T> {
T v; node * next;
}
node * head = null;
push(T e) {
var n = alloc node(e, .head);
.head = n;
}
pop() {
var v = .head.v;
.head = .head.next;
free .head;
return v;
}
empty() {
return .head == null;
}
}
main() {
var s = alloc stack<int>();
s.push(11);
s.push(23);
s.push(42);
while (not s.empty()) {
std.io.print(s.pop());
}
free s;
}
/*
* what i really liked...
* var, return and template type inference
* "this" pointer is just a '.' prefix
* unambiguous null
* simple structs without a need for vtables
* fear the future...
* refcounting gc?
* syntatic sugar like
* foreach, operators, lambdas and '\n' stmt ending?
* alternative initialization? "node * n = alloc {e, .head};"
* and a bonus: with appropriate conventions, we could
* even import c-style headers and generate c-compatible
* object files
*/
...or the happy conversion error messages when dealing with templates... (sorry clang, but it's still c++)
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Anonymous2011-06-19 23:37
I used to be a fan of programmers. Right now, not at all. I think I have had enough of having someone spewing his diarrhea onto my face claiming it's a "program". It is not that bad if you get shat on the face for the first time, but when you get used to see the same shitty coding errors coming after you again and again you start wondering "Why am I using programs?" Then you catch on that turd is not your cup of tea. No, don't try to convert me back. I don't care if shit drips from the computer screen in 3D. I don't want my head to turn into a frigging toilet bowl.
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Anonymous2011-06-19 23:41
>>47
Thanks for posting that! I'm pretty much at the same point right now.
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Anonymous2011-06-19 23:43
lololololololol
i'll be walking funny after this... hahaha
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Anonymous2011-06-19 23:55
http://goo.gl/WtOIn
I was reading these things coming from the past, but today it's nearly the same thing... even our lab work is still done in C++. My previous attemps with Go and D failed badly!
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Anonymous2011-06-20 0:17
<<50
And some more, these [url=http://goo.gl/9VAM]Pitfalls in OOP at GCAP'09[/url] were insteresting also.
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Anonymous2011-06-20 0:18
>>50
<<50
And some more, these Pitfalls in OOP at GCAP'09 (http://goo.gl/9VAM) were insteresting also.