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Progrmaming Skill but nothing to code?

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-17 2:01

I learned so much programming and good pretty good at it when I was a teen. I'm 23 now and I don't have any friends or projects. I think some kind of virtual world would be nice but I know there's no point in making it because nobody would join. I guess I'm just lonely and lost. What should I do?

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-19 21:52

You're a fucking moron. I bet you've never even taken "P=NP and other trivial demonstrations" classes.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-19 21:59

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i've got a lot of things to code but no programming skills. even lvl-1 problems in programmin-challenges.com scares the shit out of me!

Name: joe 2011-06-19 22:56


/*
 * what about cc without c backcompat...?
 */
import std.io

class stack<T> {
  class node<T> {
    T v; node * next;
  }

  node * head = null;

  push(T e) {
    var n = alloc node(e, .head);
    .head = n;
  }
  pop() {
    var v = .head.v;
    .head = .head.next;
    free .head;
    return v;
  }
  empty() {
    return .head == null;
  }
}

main() {
  var s = alloc stack<int>();
  s.push(11);
  s.push(23);
  s.push(42);
  while (not s.empty()) {
    std.io.print(s.pop());
  }
  free s;
}

/*
 * what i really liked...
 *   var, return and template type inference
 *   "this" pointer is just a '.' prefix
 *   unambiguous null
 *   simple structs without a need for vtables
 * fear the future...
 *   refcounting gc?
 *   syntatic sugar like
 *     foreach, operators, lambdas and '\n' stmt ending?
 *   alternative initialization? "node * n = alloc {e, .head};"
 * and a bonus: with appropriate conventions, we could
 * even import c-style headers and generate c-compatible
 * object files
 */

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-19 22:58

LEAK LEAK LEAK

Where's you head?!

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-19 23:16

>>43
That C++, not C. You suck.

Name: joe 2011-06-19 23:20

c++ my tail->tail->tail->tail->tail
SIGSEV

...or the happy conversion error messages when dealing with templates... (sorry clang, but it's still c++)

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-19 23:37

I used to be a fan of programmers. Right now, not at all. I think I have had enough of having someone spewing his diarrhea onto my face claiming it's a "program". It is not that bad if you get shat on the face for the first time, but when you get used to see the same shitty coding errors coming after you again and again you start wondering "Why am I using programs?" Then you catch on that turd is not your cup of tea. No, don't try to convert me back. I don't care if shit drips from the computer screen in 3D. I don't want my head to turn into a frigging toilet bowl.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-19 23:41

>>47
Thanks for posting that! I'm pretty much at the same point right now.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-19 23:43

lololololololol
i'll be walking funny after this... hahaha

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-19 23:55

http://goo.gl/WtOIn
I was reading these things coming from the past, but today it's nearly the same thing... even our lab work is still done in C++. My previous attemps with Go and D failed badly!

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-20 0:17

<<50
And some more, these [url=http://goo.gl/9VAM]Pitfalls in OOP at GCAP'09[/url] were insteresting also.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-20 0:18

>>50
<<50
And some more, these Pitfalls in OOP at GCAP'09 (http://goo.gl/9VAM) were insteresting also.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-20 0:45

>>29
Well, not their unshaven vags anyway. Or does /prog/ like hairy women? I guess /prog/ doesn't get many women, so hairy or otherwise is all good?

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-20 1:05

>>53
TV shave their hairs. Aren't you watching too much porn?

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-20 5:48

>>30
The guys that like Asian girls.

>>53
Hairy is natural.

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