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Progrmaming Skill but nothing to code?

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-17 2:01

I learned so much programming and good pretty good at it when I was a teen. I'm 23 now and I don't have any friends or projects. I think some kind of virtual world would be nice but I know there's no point in making it because nobody would join. I guess I'm just lonely and lost. What should I do?

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-17 2:26

Install GNU/Linux. Make a list of problems then solve those problems.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-17 2:28

>>2
Install GNU/Linux.
Now you have two problems.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-17 2:44

I already have linux

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-17 2:48

>>1
There millions of sourceforge projects which badly need coders

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-17 2:54

>>5
Any ideas how to find one that's interesting to me (it's got to be written in lisp or ocaml or something like that)?

Name: Shiyaroku 2011-06-17 3:03

program an artifical intelligence. Make him hunting for LulzSec.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-17 6:19

>>7
Make him hunting for LulzSec.
...

OP, learn something non retarded like AJAX or CSS and program an internet solution that will become the next Google/Facebook. You can at least try. WTF will you do with "lisp"? Maybe you meant talk with a lisp due to homosexuality, but either way it won't get you to the billionaire status needed to succeed in this game. That's right, The internet leaders make billions. Yrt you want to do pointless busywork in ocaml while lisping like a queer. Something doesn't add up.

Name: Java Suit 2011-06-17 6:31

JAVA

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-17 7:53

>>8
Go back to HN, faggot.

Repeat after me: a shitty website does not a company make.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-17 9:15

>>10
the next big internet sensation does a billionaire make, however. I think the point of his post sailed right over your head, champ.

Name: RedCream 2011-06-17 10:40

BOOMPSY

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-17 10:43

prog a new /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-17 11:18

>>13
don't own a server to host it on, nobody would join it... etc...

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-17 12:07

>>1
Adding onto >>8 's comment, don't expect shit to happen overnight. Take out a pen and paper and just start listing potential ideas. Great things usually come from hours, days, months, even years of hard work. Take on multiple projects at once, but don't overload yourself - the quality of your work may suffer. If one idea doesn't work, move on down the list.

If you need help coming up with ideas, get out. If you lack creativity, you are doomed to fail.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-17 12:14

Create a new programming language.  At least it will be good for your CV.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-17 12:30

>>16
implemented the each main paradigm, don't have any original ideas so I'm not going to make a new language (don't give a fuck about my CV)

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-17 12:59

kill u self get a hero

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-17 13:14

>>8
You're a fucking moron. I bet you've never even written a (passable) facebook application.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-18 1:18

>>19
You're a fucking moron. I bet you've never even written a (scalable) facebook application.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-18 1:21

>>20
You're a fucking moron. I bet you've never even written a (enterprise quality) facebook application.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-18 18:04

>>1
I'm just lonely and lost
Aren't we all, OP? ;__;

>>15
If you lack creativity, you are doomed to fail.
Please don't be like this.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-19 4:34

>>19
No need to make petty apps for some other company when he can make billions with his own business. There is no need to "program" in LISP and C and all that for peanuts. Tons of work for hardly any money and zero prestige. Meanwhile Mark Z. the owner of Facebook has an Asian wife and billions of dollars - look into it. Seriously though, you nerds crack me up. All the opportunities to make billions and fuck Asians nightly, yet you'd rather perform busywork while actually relating to Dilbert at best.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-19 4:39

>>23
Are you lonely?

Name: VIPPER 2011-06-19 4:43

>>23
Mark Z is a JEW who only profits from a stolen idea and uses Zionist promoted hipsterism and social whoring to sell information to the CIA and mossad.

Name: VIPPER 2011-06-19 4:45

>>23
Also, asian wifes are rather cheap to buy.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-19 5:35

>>25,26
I love you, /prog/, I truly do. For once, a good VIPPER post.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-19 7:28

>>27
gtfo...

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-19 7:31

What is it about Asian girls that so much appeals to you guys?

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-19 7:50

>>29
who guys?

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-19 7:52

>>30 they are handy can have huge soft bobs have no soul they skin are like silk and they look good with short hair whats no to like?

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-19 7:54

>>31
uh...  who are you referring to?

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-19 7:58

>>32
your mom

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-19 8:05

>>33
http://dis.4chan.org/lounge/

Go bac there. I bet you can't even program

Name: ADS the new Autism 2011-06-19 8:34


le discusion (yes im offten at reddit and its way better than prog ever was)

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-19 12:36

Mark Z.'s wife is pig disgusting.

Seriously.

If I was a billionaire with an asian fetish, I'd be fucking something at Maria Ozawa's level.

I'm not even sure his wife is a woman.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-19 12:41

is Maria Ozawa a eurasiarin she louks cind of as had she something like a soul

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-19 13:38

>>37
Half-Canadian.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-19 15:07

>>35
then go back there

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-19 21:32

I ROFPMSL that nobody on prog can spell the 'Zuckerburg' part of Mark Zuckerburg's name, so they've resorted to calling him "Mark Z."
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