Serious question

Does going on a date in GTA 4 count as a date for me in real life?
The only date i have ever gone on was in grand theft auto 4 and I want to know if it counts so I can tell people i have gone on a date and not be ashamed of telling them with who and where.

Was it a gay date?

I am unsure as I haven't played GTA4.
In Fable 3, a "date" consists of holding someone's hand and taking them to a place on the map, then walking them home. I'm pretty sure this wouldn't count.

Just play dating sims for a while. You'll get the hang of it.

>>1
Tried dating in GTA4, didnt find entrance to bowling centre. Never dated again.
Finished the game once, never played it again.

Just kill everyone, dead men dont talk bad.

>>5
Forgot to mention i killed the chick with a full pistol clip, but somehow she sent me a SMS saying something, kinda unrealistic.

GTA4 is a weird game, i prefer GTA2.

Try GTA2, its one of the best games i played.

>>5-6
Go fuck an autistic nigger.

>>4
Sorry, but I'm not a pedophile.