Serious question

Does going on a date in GTA 4 count as a date for me in real life?
The only date i have ever gone on was in grand theft auto 4 and I want to know if it counts so I can tell people i have gone on a date and not be ashamed of telling them with who and where.

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Tried dating in GTA4, didnt find entrance to bowling centre. Never dated again.
Finished the game once, never played it again.

Just kill everyone, dead men dont talk bad.