Serious question

Does going on a date in GTA 4 count as a date for me in real life?
The only date i have ever gone on was in grand theft auto 4 and I want to know if it counts so I can tell people i have gone on a date and not be ashamed of telling them with who and where.

>>1
Tried dating in GTA4, didnt find entrance to bowling centre. Never dated again.
Finished the game once, never played it again.

Just kill everyone, dead men dont talk bad.

>>5
Forgot to mention i killed the chick with a full pistol clip, but somehow she sent me a SMS saying something, kinda unrealistic.

GTA4 is a weird game, i prefer GTA2.

Try GTA2, its one of the best games i played.