People who can't program.
1
Name:
Anonymous
2011-03-26 22:08
I'm taking this Introduction to Computer Programming class here at Devry. The language we are using this semester is Java. Anyways there are a few chicks in my class that don't know how to program. They asked me for advice since I'm the only one passing this class.
2
Name:
Anonymous
2011-03-26 22:11
are you trying to help her program or get laid?
3
Name:
Anonymous
2011-03-26 22:12
both
4
Name:
Anonymous 2011-03-26 22:12
Have sex with her. And then read SICP.
5
Name:
Anonymous
2011-03-26 22:17
This is Devry! Half of us barely made it beyond the 10th grade!
6
Name:
Anonymous
2011-03-26 23:33
1) Invite to <public venue, such as library>, help
7
Name:
Anonymous 2011-03-27 1:22
>>3
That's horrendous. All girls in CS are fat and ugly.
8
Name:
Anonymous
2011-03-27 3:06
Just tell her if she has sex with you, you'll help her. Bitches love confidence so it'll probably work.
9
Name:
Anonymous 2011-03-27 4:04
>>8
fucking this.
Information Technology program always have the chicks
10
Name:
Anonymous
2011-03-27 5:48
11
Name:
Anonymous 2011-03-27 6:33
>>10
I have some cute girls in my class.
They're horrible programmers.
12
Name:
Anonymous
2011-03-27 12:32
>>1
Tell them to take a neuroligin-4 suppressant, it temporarily induces autism.
http://www.usbio.net/item/N1260-08A
13
Name:
Anonymous
2011-03-27 15:54
>>12
But then the effect goes away
! :(
14
Name:
Anonymous 2011-03-27 17:49
15
Name:
Anonymous
2011-03-27 22:43
I/O MY ANUS
16
Name:
Anonymous 2011-03-27 22:50
>>12,14
My first thoughts were 'why is a site that should be selling USB gadgets selling antibodies'?