People who can't program.

I'm taking this Introduction to Computer Programming class here at Devry. The language we are using this semester is Java. Anyways there are a few chicks in my class that don't know how to program. They asked me for advice since I'm the only one passing this class.

I told the one gal to start drinking Henesy at 6am. I then when on to tell her that she should see the "programming light" once she was totally drunky by 9am.

Does anyone have better advice?