People who can't program.

I'm taking this Introduction to Computer Programming class here at Devry. The language we are using this semester is Java. Anyways there are a few chicks in my class that don't know how to program. They asked me for advice since I'm the only one passing this class.

I told the one gal to start drinking Henesy at 6am. I then when on to tell her that she should see the "programming light" once she was totally drunky by 9am.

Does anyone have better advice?

Just tell her if she has sex with you, you'll help her. Bitches love confidence so it'll probably work.