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Hi guys

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-24 23:53

I just bought progriders.com

What should i do with it?


In my dreams, it should have a "chan" made in perl6, with many advanced features like BBCODE + color, auto(magically)-coloring of source text, and voting for posts. And tits.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-25 0:27

okay but put everything in a subdomain autism.progriders.com

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-25 0:31

Just move Shiichan as it is there with a filter that catches spam. I'm sick of people spamming my good threads.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-25 0:50

>>3
I agree. Create a scraper and reformatter. Collaborate with the scheme'rs around here who are great at that. Basically create a better /prog/. And start posting recommendations, requirements, proposals, dreams, code, mockups in this thread.

Oh wait, nevermind.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-25 0:53

do you really think you have the resources to moderate an entire anonymous board?

good luck not turning into pedotalk.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-25 1:03

OP here. I'll make a "chan" then... I'll revive his thread in 2 or 3 years. Bye!

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-25 1:05

>>6
s/his/this/

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-25 1:40

No one will ever visit another *chan clone.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-25 2:41

perl6
Enjoy waiting 5 minutes for a post to go through.

Name: VIPPER 2011-03-25 4:35

Make money with homo pornos on your site.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-25 8:56

I like the idea of having voting instead of bumping/saging. Let's call it... Proggit.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-25 9:19

>>11
No, downvoted with a bump.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-25 9:32

>>10
cockriders.com was taken

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-25 9:47

The thing you always do.
give up and masturbate

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-25 10:01

>>14
GIVE UP MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-25 10:03

install shiichan and drop the fucking hammer on all shitty "memes". the time is right for a decent /prog/ replacement, if you don't fuck it up some of the other posters might also move.

- signed the haskell fox, hacker of rogue, /prog/commander, master racketeer, student of C, bringer of the loeb.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-25 10:20

>>1
In my dreams, it should have a "chan" made in perl6, with many advanced features like BBCODE + color, auto(magically)-coloring of source text, and voting for posts. And tits.
No one will use it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-25 10:51

>>16
There will never be a decent /prog/ replacement.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-25 15:55

>>17
I would.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-21 12:04

It's OP again

I'm here to inform you that i've done nothing lol, i still have the domain though

I bought a PS3 and i enjoy procastination as a pig in the mud

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-21 13:06

>>1
I can't see what's under spoiler since my mouse is broken, but in my opinion it should have a "chan" made in perl6, with many advanced features like BBCODE + color, auto(magically)-coloring of source text, and voting for posts. And tits.

Well, that's what I think.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-21 13:10

That's a cool enterprise CMS you've got there.

(at first I thought it was a parody)

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-21 14:01

>>1
voting

go back to Le Hacker Jews plox XD

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-21 14:08

>>22
Oh... i let that CMS since the installation.. .didn't touch it since day one. PS3 has many good games.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-21 14:14

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-21 14:51

ProcastiStation 3

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 4:19

cao ni  ma

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 6:44

耲蚅餲打䄙退萉 MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 9:40

>>24
Consoles are shit, the only good game is BBCode Pong.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 10:08

Install Kareha on the site and be done with it. Maybe add tag extensions and syntax highlights. Do any more than that, and you'd be over-engineering things. Shiichan is terrible software, and scraping is for losers.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 10:09

>>31 is a faggot.

Rewrite it ``in Lisp''.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 3:46

yo, check out these dubz. what the fuck, right? AMIRITE FAGGOTS OR WHAT?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 6:01

Direct progriders.org to boards.4chan.org/b

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 6:42

>>34
E/g/IN /g/RO

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 7:12

fork()

Name: OP 2013-02-22 11:56

Ok... I'm doing my shitty board implementation in Perl::Dancer (thanks to an anonymous faggot here that suggested it)

It ended being a very nice and simple framework.

The thing is, i want a "mascot" for the favicon and the . The /prog/ snake is "property" of /prog/ so i guess i can't use it.

Any Ideas??

in b4: an anus

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 11:58

Bumping my sage, lol

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 12:13

>>38
That loli that comes with the /prog/ snake?

Also, if it's going to be a /prog/ ``clone'', why not use the snake?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 12:14

>>37
It would better be a textboard with S-expcode and not some rehash of le imagereddits, fagshit.

Name: OP 2013-02-22 12:17

Some features i'm thinking on implementing:
* You can create a "user". You will be given an URL that you must save as a bookmark, and is your responsibility to save that bookmark. No login/logout mechanism. The URL (together with the nickname) will be discarded if not used in 1 year.
* You can vote for posts. I like the idea of not hiding posts, but reducing the font size for shitposts. With time, they might dissapear completely.
* I'm thinking on the possiblity to use "avatars" from a fixed set of small .png files (linked to the "user url")
* Maybe i will allow to post articles or rants in a separate section of the site.
* No "sage". I accept ideas on how to keep interesting threads at the top.

As for when it will be ready, i don't know. I'm poor now so i have to wait a couple of months to reactivate my credit card so i can buy some hosting.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 12:19

>>40
Hey, i like sepxcode. I also like mediawiki markup, as any faggot can use it. Ideas are welcome but implementing them is low priority for now.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 12:23

>>41
* I really like the URL thing. As long as you keep it anonymous and release the source code, of course.
* God, fuck, no, take that back to /r/stackoverjews.
* nononononononono.
* So you want to redo /q/? Look at the fucking piece of shit it is right now, please, no.
* Goddamn, what the fuck are you smoking? No, no.
*

Name: Food 2013-02-22 12:25

I think that this topic about eating is one of the most confusing. It took me so many years to grasp what is good for me and what is not.  You need to understand that a supermarket is the place where the game isn’t played fair. The situation is like this: on one side the Congress, lobbyists, the majority of politicians, the extremely powerful food industry, and on the other side you, alone against them. There are some books such as “The End of Overeating” by David Kessler,  “Ultrametabolism” by Mark Hyman (my favorite), “The Fountain of Wealth” by Paul Zane Pilzer to name a few, that can shed some light on the topic, and show you how vulnerable you are.

My understanding of the meaning of food goes like this.  We human beings are part of nature.  We are animals and we have bodies that are adapted to eat only natural products. On the cellular level we cannot absorb any artificial nor unnatural product. Unfortunately, for all of us, there is only an extremely small selection of food in any store.  The rest of the products are simply trash, completely inedible and toxic for your body.

We, as a human species, cannot eat food products and have benefits from them if they do not have a natural origin such as fruits, vegetables, organic meat, eggs, clean water, corn, and grains. With the rest of the so-called food, you must be seriously careful.

Many kinds of food processing are dangerous and have the ability to kill you and your children. Our generation is the last one who is going to live longer than previous generations. Our children are going to live on average 10 years shorter because of a consumption of lethal food such as highly processed groceries.  This highly toxic food has the power to kill a loved one, but it is also directly responsible for your mental state.  Let me explain what I mean by that.

The digestive system is one of the highest energy consuming structures in our body. If you eat junk food, you have three problems:

First, all of your energy disappears and you do not have the power to do basic tasks;

Second, you are hungry after using all of your energy on the trash consumption.

Third, the most dangerous artificial substances intoxicate your body and simply have the power to destroy your organism.

Being fat and intoxicated is only a small part of the price that you are paying for eating trash. The most profound costs are on a psychological level: your mood is changed, attitude is changed, and self-negation increased.

As I mentioned above, you are alone with the battle over good healthy food.  Nobody will help you, because at the end of the day you are going to make the choice of what you put in your basket in the supermarket. There is only one way to eat healthy products and there are important elements worth considering:  self education, cooking at home, the right choice of natural food.

The last one is also important for the reason that your money is like the powerful voting system. You can allocate your money to the food industry (which is set up as a business to kill and intoxicate you) or you can support a local farmer. The choice is yours; it is your life and your children’s. Now you know enough to make the right decision.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 12:27

>>43
There must be a way to cope with spam and shitpost like "jew" stuff of "lel" crap. I can't stand it. Is one of the reasons i'm coding this. I love /prog/ but is becoming shit.

Also, i want a "smart" way to bring up a thread to the front page. I guess i'm use "sage" by default and bump if you mark a checkbox, in the meantime.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 12:32

>>45

Do sage by default and, if people want, they can delete uncheck sage

Name: >>43 2013-02-22 12:42

>>45
I guess i'm use "sage" by default and bump if you mark a checkbox, in the meantime.
That's infinitely better.

I don't mind the Jew stuff as long as the programming related posts outweigh the antisemitism. You can filter the lel crap and ban some IPs. To avoid the "oh i'll simply use a proxy and register again", you could issue a simple random programming challenge every time a new user registers. That way you would also keep the non-programmers out of /prog/.

You'd have to check the results of the submitted programs manually, of course. You should do this only once and the delay you generate while checking the result would be more than enough to weed out the spambots.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 13:24

>>47
No one would register except you. That is stupid. You, are stupid. Back to your shitty, failed hacker news account, cunt. We have had this discussion dozens of times but you continually fail to realize that a board without users is a failure. Make it as heavily moderated as you like, but no one is going to post on it. Anon types don't like the rules and forum types don't like the lack of a login system, avatar, and birthday emails.

So no, no one is going to play on your piece of shit board just because you ban people. If it was that big of a concern, then people would have left already. This is just as stupid as the French guy's proposal for a darknet that can reveal you identity. Why in the fuck would anyone wanting to share anything interesting want to be on a network where that was possible? Its just stupid.

also keep the non-programmers out of /prog/
How is this even an issue? You probably come from /jp/ and think there is a dire situation is le newfags flooding in that needs to be stopped. Get over yourself or go home. All these homework help threads are probably trolling anyway. “how do I do helo world in java???” is February? Unlikely.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 14:20

>>48
I don't have a Hacker Jews account.

Nikita/Ahmed posts here a lot. I'm pretty sure his posts aren't programming related, but look, he made a fucking DSL in Lisp. Which means even the worse people know how to program and there should be no issues by leaving the non-programmers (probably the e/g/in guy) outside. We probably don't want people worse than Nikita here. But that's a shame, that would leave Mentifex out.

You might be right with the "Anon types don't like the rules", but then the imageboards would have imploded years ago.

I wasn't proposing a "write a metacircular evaluator" challenge, it was more of a "determine the 1000th prime" or "transpose this matrix" in your language of choice. If you're willing to take 5 minutes of your time for the sake of a better textboard, why not?

Now, you're right, you'd have to try it to see if it works. The entry barrier might be too high, but since it's an experiment, it's worth trying.

You probably come from /jp/ and think there is a dire situation is le newfags flooding in that needs to be stopped
It's true that /g/ is shitting up the place, but that's not the reason. I already explained with the Nikita example.

Name: OP 2013-02-22 14:25

>>48
I'm not gonna "ban" people if i can. Anyone can post anonymously if they want. I'm just offering another mechanism for "namefagging".

As for non-programmers, i don't think it's a good idea to "filter" users.

It's a clone of /prog/ after all, and i say it with no shame. I just want to moderate individual posts, not users.

And if no one uses it, does not matter. I enjoy programming and will have some dollars to spare for webhosting.

By the way, i'm not >>47.

Also i think that people will left /prog/ for serious (and funny) posting if offered a cool, lightweight, anonymous board to post into. Being that said, I have more features in mind, but will not talk about them until the release. See ya in a few months. Feel free to keep posting ideas (and rage too)...

...faggot


Sincerely,OP.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 14:35

>>50
Write it in Lisp, make it open source, implement ((Sexpcode)), get Nikita, Shlomo and tdavis to post there and I'll fucking move.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 14:40

>>50
Namefagging will bring unimaginable amounts of attention whoring. Please don't turn a potentially good /prog/ clone into an imagereddit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 14:42

>>52
As if /sprof/ doesn't have any of that.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 14:43

>>53
Cudder isn't attention whoring, and Nikita is doing it without even using a handle.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 14:44

contact me at ashish.ashishsinha226@gmail.com

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 14:58

I don't trust you guys with my IP. I'm afraid you'll tell the KGB I've been doing bad things if you don't like me. I rest easy knowing that moot is lazy and incompetent.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 15:14

>>56
If you're that concerned about privacy, you surely have a VPN. So use it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 15:31

I have a nice client to backup prog, which auto-bump threads by prog/subject activity and auto-sage shitposts with some regex patterns.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 15:40

>>57
I can't, proxies and encryption mark you a terrorist in my country.

http://publicintelligence.net/do-you-like-online-privacy-you-may-be-a-terrorist/

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 15:45

>>59
Move to Israel.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 16:10

>>51
Nikita, Shlomo and tdavis to post there and I'll fucking move.
yeah, shit it the fuck up

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 16:19

>>61
if you don't shit it up, it's not /anus/

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 16:21

>>59
So if someone does report you as a suspected terrorist, then what?  There's no evidence and last time I checked, USA was "innocent until proven guilty".

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 16:34

>>63
You cock your shotgun and move to France, cretin.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 16:49

>>63
You and all your friends get a dossier in at several government agencies and will be investigated and likely wiretapped for the rest of your life. Not to worry though, they aren't all that competent. Other than the IRS, it could take the government years to escalate an issue beyond having the local cops harass you. You will probably be put on the no-fly-list immediately. But just like the IRS, they are quite arbitrary, so they might just arrest you and interrogate you for several days instead. Of all the things you may expect, having your name cleared is not one of them.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 17:05

>>64
Fuck off, dipshit.

>>65
You will probably be put on the no-fly-list immediately.
So after permanently branding you a potential terrorist, they also prevent you from leaving for a country that doesn't treat its citizens like shit?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 17:12

>>66
Yes. Any other questions?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 17:23

>>67
Do you have a descriptive list of countries that arbitrarily harass/persecute their citizens without trial?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 17:39

/prog/win's Law: Given enough time, the probability of a comparison involving the JEWS approaches to 1.

 Corollary: Once such a comparison is made, the thread is beyond any recovery and the one who mentioned the JEWS automatically loses the debate.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 17:44

>>68
All of them[1] even if you don't hear about it.

[sup][sup][sub]________________________________________________________________
[1][/sub]- Probably.[/sup][/sup]

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 17:44

JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 17:44


  ∧_∧   ∧_∧   ∧_∧   ∧_∧      ∧_∧
 ( ・∀・)   ( `ー´)  ( ´∀`)  ( ゚ ∀゚ )    ( ^∀^)
 (    つ┳∪━━∪━∪━━∪━∪━∪━┳⊂     つ
 | | |  ┃This thread has peacefully ended.┃ | | |
 (__)_) ┻━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┻ (__)_)     Thank you so much 71-san!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 17:45

>>70
By the way: I broke that BBCode on purpose, so don't harass me about it or comment on it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 17:48

>>73
No, I think Shiitchan's parser broke it. Looks perfectly valid here.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 17:54

a lisp monster with a program snake head

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 17:55

>>70
Probably
Very helpful.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 17:55

/prog/ stop correcting me android

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-23 6:38

>>77
I AM ANDRU

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-23 8:56

hi andru ^^

Name: OP 2013-02-28 13:49

>>55
That's the mail of the indian that made the filler template for google sites. Not mine.

By the way, development is going well. I don't have much time, but Dancer is a very friendly framework.

Next week i'm gonna choose which markup to use. Sexpcode, BBCODE (faggot) or MediaWiki.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 13:54

>>80
Sexpcode Sexpcode Sexpcode Sexpcode Sexpcode Sexpcode Sexpcode Sexpcode Sexpcode Sexpcode Sexpcode Sexpcode Sexpcode Sexpcode Sexpcode Sexpcode Sexpcode Sexpcode Sexpcode Sexpcode Sexpcode Sexpcode Sexpcode Sexpcode Sexpcode Sexpcode Sexpcode Sexpcode Sexpcode Sexpcode Sexpcode Sexpcode Sexpcode Sexpcode Sexpcode Sexpcode Sexpcode Sexpcode Sexpcode Sexpcode Sexpcode Sexpcode

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 13:56

>>80
Sexpcode

(or markdown)

But mostly sexpcode.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 13:57

>>82
My fingers broke as I am beer

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 13:59

>>83
You're a bear? How's life in Russia? How's Nikita?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 14:18

There are some C programs for converting markups to HTML. So far i've found one for SEXPCODE (thanks to Xarn it seems). But the test suite seems a little small at first glance. I'll give it a try anyway.
https://github.com/Cairnarvon/sexpcode

As for BBCODE and Mediawiki i need more references. So /prog/ do you know good BBCODE and Mediawiki converters written in C?
I think Perl is not the right tool for that job (speedwise)

(and no, i don't feel like i want to write both converters myself)

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 14:28

>>85
Please don't go offering multiple markups, it's going to make things a living hell. Settle with Sexpcode.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 14:41

Sexpcode looks rather dangerous with its function definition. If it allows recursion, we can loop endlessly.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 14:48

A lot of the SexpCode standard is bloat.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 14:49

>>87
Give me a test case and i will prove it with [prog]Xarn[prog]'s program.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 14:51

>>89
I will give it a try. Why the hell do people write parsers by hand, is that some kind of hobby?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 14:55

But it looks nice, better than HTML or BBCode or some other horrible markup language.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 14:57

>>90
I don't know why. I wrote a customized XML parser for perl years ago, was fun but i never want it to do it again. Anyway making Xarn's program work is gonna be fun (just tried to compile it and it fails at make). Has been YEARS since i touched a Cprogramk

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 15:12

>>92

For performance it could be good to use a parser generator and it gives a clear specification of the BNF, but it is cool sometimes to write your own parser.

This should loop forever, but it seems that the implementation I used doesn't do that, I cannot express recursion:


{define abc bca}
{define bca abc}
{bca 1}

 
Which is a pity, because it has a declaritive feel to it. How would you write a fold in this language? Say a right fold.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 15:22

>>93
Ah no, that is retarded, you don't want that. You want only a right foldr. Little languages shouldn't be to powerful.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 15:24

>>34
Go to sleep. Xarn-sama.

>>88
Explain further.

Also, why the fuck is that Sexpcode parser >1000 lines? That doesn't make sense.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 15:44

>>95
Function definition? Partial application? Iteration? Granted it specifies a minimum subset of the standard, but lest we forget it's supposed to be a markup language.
If you want to use any more than the bare minimum of this markup, you should have to generate it yourself. Nobody's going to give a shit if they have to write e.g. {sup.sup kk} instead of introducing extra syntax for that corner case (which it is, because the only time iteration could ever be useful is for sup and sub). Similar arguments go for all other superfluous features.

Also {code '{Find me a programming language or URL that couldn't go without spaces in its name} <- This syntax is also superfluous}

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 15:50

>>96
Function definition? Partial application? Iteration?
Wait, what the fuck? The hell are you doing, Xarn?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 15:58

>>96
* Replace all the {}s with []s. We've used them in BBCode forever and there hasn't been a single time when we've needed to escape a [. The verbatim function looks fine, though.

* The only functions available should be b, i, o, u, s, m, spoiler, sub, sup and quote. tt is shit for fags, use m for that. Also, where the fuck is my aa? I can't JEWS without my aa. url? I like how things have worked until now, not sure if we need an url function.

* Fuck definition, composition and all that shit. This ain't Lisp. We're simply using S-exprs.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 16:01

>>21
Upboats are rigged, brah. They're more about what faggot can use the most proxies or make fake accounts than about the actual opinion of other users.

Name: 98 2013-02-28 16:02

Forgot to make a conclusion. Everything in >>98 would make the proposed Sexpcode standard kosher.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 16:03

YOU'VE GOT SOME EXPLAINING TO DO, XARN

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-01 14:49

>>96

I give a shit. I would like to use a markup-language, which can be used on several levels of complexity.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-01 14:59

>>102
{sup.sup.sup So do this, dumpass.}

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-01 15:02

>>103
dumpass

Dumb ass.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-01 15:18

>>104
You ain't so quick, is ya?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-01 15:22

>>105
You ain't so quick, is ya?

You aren't so quick, are you?

Please stop, I am not your personal spellchecker.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-01 15:28

>>106
Your seriously doing this in earnest?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-01 15:35

>>107

No, of course not.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-01 15:38

>>108
>>104,106 tell me otherwise, friend.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-01 18:57

>voting for posts

disgusting, go back to the hole you came from (either hackernews or le/r/programming

Name: NIGGER ASS FUCK U! 2013-03-01 18:57

TRIPS MOTHERFUCKERS TRIPS

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-01 19:26

>>110
Why are you quoting something that has not been said, in a way only an imageboard user would do it?

Back to the imagereddits, please.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-02 2:01

i've been thinking about this:
you can like threads, but not dislike them
you can dislike posts, but not threads

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-02 2:41

you can like all jews, but not dislike them
you can dislike individual jews, but not all jews

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-02 2:59

>>114
Good goy.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-02 3:00

>>114
Shalom!

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