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Name: Cultural Ethnobiologist 2011-03-17 15:52

Hello and peaceful day to you, i have come to study your tribe. Please show your culture and crafts.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 15:58

NO EXCEPTIONS HAX MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:08

>>1
Fucking pipe to /dev/dsp or aplay.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:08

Dude, do whatever the hell you want, just don't post about it here.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:08

>>1
The easiest way to do that is to create a head sentinel node. Basically, have a node at the front of the list that you never use, but it makes deleting the first REAL node of the list the same operation as deleting any other node of the list except the last one. Because you never change the first node refered to, you don't need to pass the list by reference.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:09

sigh

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:09

dubz

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:10

>>1
lol
I sometimes wonder that about one of the posters

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:10

>>12
Wax your own anus !!!

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:10

bump

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:11

hey /adv/ maybe you have some answers
How to install windows 7 on an acer aspire 5551g that currently has linpus installed?
What's the command for it to boot the god damn cd
I've tried cd D:\setup.exe but it didn't work, f8 during start up didnt' work, dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sda bs=512 count=1 didn't work
so any other ideas?

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:11

h

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:12

Yeah, it isn

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:12

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:13

>>22
But my girlfriend already uses FreeBSD!

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:13

>>MyAnus

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:13

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Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:14

don't forget kids for your lean trim and fit kernel
compile your own with only the drivers and modules you need
you'll be glad you did

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:14

I agree.

H4CK TH3 PL4N3T!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:14

Java

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:14

>>4
Fuck off, ``faggot''.

I would've agreed if you quoted the part where he said ``implying there is something wrong with XKCD''.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:15

I've tried alot of languages and each of them have some limitations:
Incomplete documentation,lack of libraries/code, forced syntax conventions that destroy productivity,degraded performance without any clue for reasons,buggy compilers(that applies to C too),etc


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orbis terrarum delenda est

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:15

"GRUNNUR" is eternal. I'm sorry if I made a mistake by exposing the source of "GRUNNUR" to some of the more excitable denizens of/prog/, but don't take your rage out on "GRUNNUR", please.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:15

Im looking for a programming language, it cant be sukuriputsu (thats japanese for scripting) or any interpreted language. It has to be of 2 or more puratuforumu (thats japanese for 2 platforms) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 megs. And you have to post pastebins of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching text editor (WITH syntax file). OH! and it CANNOT have any first order closures, or be made out of Lisp. It has to be made of x86, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a programming language similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 puratuforumu, and i dont want my Rinukusu (Linux) to touch my other things (it can get corrupted and i would not like that, plus 2 puratuforumu looks more kawaii)

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:15

>>5
What? I'm a REAL PROGRAMMER, ask me anything

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:15

urlencode()

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:16

>>9
id getf

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:16

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:16

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:17

Speaking of Adblock, people still think Opera doesn't have adblocking, when in fact Opera uses the exact same one as Firefox's.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:17

>>6
If you're asking /prog/ for help in making an ENTERPRISE website, having a professional-looking URL is the least of your worries.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:17

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Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:18

Oh fuck yes

That would be the best fucking H-game ever

"Sussman fantasy scenario: Julie route, blowjob scene"

I CAME BUCKETS

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:18

DAT'S CUZ YOU GOTZ TROLLED NIGGER

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:20

all I ever wanted, all I ever needed, is here in ML

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:20

I found so interesting info on computers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LF_kPp0-8U

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:20

>>25
I would edit your post to reflect DICKS, but I /prog/ doesn't seem to have an edit post button

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:21

>>8
hay \o/ me 2

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:21

>>5
Long time no see, Patrick.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:21

>>32
i a faggot

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:21

If you can't get to a command prompt but can get to a Microsoft Office application, press Alt F11 to bring up the VBA editor, then Ctrl G to go to the Immediate window, and type in Shell("whatever") to run whatever command you want.

A good one if the computer is locked down is to run EDIT /78 C:\WINDOWS\REGEDIT.EXE, damage the text DisableRegistryTools (that it looks up to see if you have permission to run it - it should be on the second page of the file padded out because it's Unicode) then save the REGEDIT.EXE file elsewhere on your desktop or something.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:22

So basically
There's an exploit in u2u that will allow HTML or PHP to be functional
Is there any script or something that can make me gain superadmin status?

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:22

First place a fleshlight?? for the second?? coming of the?? latest open source?? Easily learned syntax?? Broad database connectivity?? Massive library of?? contributed extensions General?

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:22

>>19
The REAL Sussman uses his own Scheme-based version of Emacs on a super-computer grade Lisp computer. The computer is integrated in a motorcycle, the Suss Machine, whose sidecar has been replaced with a hydrogen bomb that will automatically detonate if /prog/ ceases to emit electrical impulses. He travels the world on his motorcycle, along with his job and his /prog/ snake. You can recognize him due to the wizard robe and hat. Sometimes he teaches women a lesson or two in the fine arts of SICP with his righteous sussboy. He is also known to knock at people's door at night, saying "it's GJS".

These are the only times where he'll get off his Suss Machine. This, dear /prog/, is the REAL Sussman.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:23

>>2
What if your C compiler doesn't support C99?
I'm looking at you, cl.exe.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:23

If you continue this rapid replacement of scientists with artists, we'll be left with nothing...

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:23

C, Python, GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:23

``:("

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:24

``faggot''

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:24

>>7
Is that operation even possible without overloading?

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:24

>>12
One of the most recurring themes in trolling is accusing others of trolling to confuse the issue of who is trolling and who is contributing.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:25

>>11
IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:25

WHBT

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:25

>>8
add perl, you moron.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:26

>>10,11
Typical lisp failure.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:26

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Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:26

when I refresh /prog/ but there's an anchor in the URL so I either scroll to the top or remove the anchor from the URL and refresh again.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:27

I have 5 toggle buttons in gtk and I want them to behave like radio buttons where clicking one will cause the others to deactivate.

I thought my initial solution was simple enough. Simply program each button to deactivate the all the others when clicked. The problem is though, a change in state counts as a "clicked" signal so the other button ends up running its "deactivate all other buttons" code as well and ends up deactivating the clicked button.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:27

Back to /b/, ``GNAA Faggot''

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:28

Geez. Give the man something that won't take all month guys. How about a RAR or vid url repository for 4chan?

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:29

>>10
Well, that was quite embarrassing.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:29

>>26
sorry, other way round. strtok takes a char* because...

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:30

I'm a fish

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:31

I can no longer tell trolls from genuine idiots. I'm pretty sure >>1 was trolling, but >>18 may be serious.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:31

The word pirahna, is all I can think of that rhymes with marijuana

Marijuana MUST be legalized.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:31

for (;;)

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:32

I think he means

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:32

>>8
Tell me something useful that

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:32

>>5
>>1
Mericans.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:33

Exceptions.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:33

Sagefault - thread bumped.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:33

Too bad 2 and 3 were terrible. The first one really shifts your paradigm, makes you think. The others were just sloppy.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:34

SBCL if you

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:34

The file you are trying to access is temporarily unavailable.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:34



??? As usual, it is relevant to suggest reading ``Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs''. See link beneath for full text.

??? http://mitpress.mit.edu/sicp/full-text/book/book.html

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:34

pixel shaders

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:34

>>9
YHNBT

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:35

  i

sup bitches

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:35

Proceeding to sage

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:35

>>3
GTFO tripfag

Name: Not a bot 2011-03-17 16:37

>>57
I remember posting that.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 19:00

So prog told me to read SICP. I have read a few chapters and I am not exactly impressed so far. Where will I need Lisp before my doctorate in AI?

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-18 11:39

Indeed, >>1

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-18 11:56

>>82
You will need to become one with the Lisp before you may consider AI.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-04 18:29

culture

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-04 20:01

deculture

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-04 20:06

>>82
Lisp is good for DSLs in the real world. That's about it. But you shouldn't be putting ANY emphasis one which programming language you use--this is a sign of amateurs. Once you learn a couple of languages functional and imperative languages, it should take zero effort to move to a different language and programming environment. For example, I recently taught myself Haskell in weekend.

Languages don't matter so much, the underlying theory is more important.

That said, the future of AGI software frameworks is a synthesis of C++ and OpenCL. Google OpenCog and OpenCV, not a drop of lisp or any other functional language to be found.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-05 5:20

dubles

Name: Autistic Duck 2011-04-05 7:03

>>88
Le dubles

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