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Name: Cultural Ethnobiologist 2011-03-17 15:52

Hello and peaceful day to you, i have come to study your tribe. Please show your culture and crafts.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:21

If you can't get to a command prompt but can get to a Microsoft Office application, press Alt F11 to bring up the VBA editor, then Ctrl G to go to the Immediate window, and type in Shell("whatever") to run whatever command you want.

A good one if the computer is locked down is to run EDIT /78 C:\WINDOWS\REGEDIT.EXE, damage the text DisableRegistryTools (that it looks up to see if you have permission to run it - it should be on the second page of the file padded out because it's Unicode) then save the REGEDIT.EXE file elsewhere on your desktop or something.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:22

So basically
There's an exploit in u2u that will allow HTML or PHP to be functional
Is there any script or something that can make me gain superadmin status?

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:22

First place a fleshlight?? for the second?? coming of the?? latest open source?? Easily learned syntax?? Broad database connectivity?? Massive library of?? contributed extensions General?

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:22

>>19
The REAL Sussman uses his own Scheme-based version of Emacs on a super-computer grade Lisp computer. The computer is integrated in a motorcycle, the Suss Machine, whose sidecar has been replaced with a hydrogen bomb that will automatically detonate if /prog/ ceases to emit electrical impulses. He travels the world on his motorcycle, along with his job and his /prog/ snake. You can recognize him due to the wizard robe and hat. Sometimes he teaches women a lesson or two in the fine arts of SICP with his righteous sussboy. He is also known to knock at people's door at night, saying "it's GJS".

These are the only times where he'll get off his Suss Machine. This, dear /prog/, is the REAL Sussman.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:23

>>2
What if your C compiler doesn't support C99?
I'm looking at you, cl.exe.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:23

If you continue this rapid replacement of scientists with artists, we'll be left with nothing...

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:23

C, Python, GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:23

``:("

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:24

``faggot''

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:24

>>7
Is that operation even possible without overloading?

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:24

>>12
One of the most recurring themes in trolling is accusing others of trolling to confuse the issue of who is trolling and who is contributing.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:25

>>11
IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:25

WHBT

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:25

>>8
add perl, you moron.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:26

>>10,11
Typical lisp failure.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:26

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Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:26

when I refresh /prog/ but there's an anchor in the URL so I either scroll to the top or remove the anchor from the URL and refresh again.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:27

I have 5 toggle buttons in gtk and I want them to behave like radio buttons where clicking one will cause the others to deactivate.

I thought my initial solution was simple enough. Simply program each button to deactivate the all the others when clicked. The problem is though, a change in state counts as a "clicked" signal so the other button ends up running its "deactivate all other buttons" code as well and ends up deactivating the clicked button.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:27

Back to /b/, ``GNAA Faggot''

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:28

Geez. Give the man something that won't take all month guys. How about a RAR or vid url repository for 4chan?

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:29

>>10
Well, that was quite embarrassing.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:29

>>26
sorry, other way round. strtok takes a char* because...

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:30

I'm a fish

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:31

I can no longer tell trolls from genuine idiots. I'm pretty sure >>1 was trolling, but >>18 may be serious.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:31

The word pirahna, is all I can think of that rhymes with marijuana

Marijuana MUST be legalized.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:31

for (;;)

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:32

I think he means

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:32

>>8
Tell me something useful that

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:32

>>5
>>1
Mericans.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:33

Exceptions.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:33

Sagefault - thread bumped.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:33

Too bad 2 and 3 were terrible. The first one really shifts your paradigm, makes you think. The others were just sloppy.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:34

SBCL if you

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:34

The file you are trying to access is temporarily unavailable.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:34



??? As usual, it is relevant to suggest reading ``Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs''. See link beneath for full text.

??? http://mitpress.mit.edu/sicp/full-text/book/book.html

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:34

pixel shaders

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:34

>>9
YHNBT

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:35

  i

sup bitches

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:35

Proceeding to sage

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 16:35

>>3
GTFO tripfag

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