/prog/ - If programming languages ...

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-02 6:00

... were religions: http://blog.aegisub.org/2008/12/if-programming-languages-were-religions.html

C would be Judaism ... because GNU/Zealots are greedy jews

C++ would be islam ... because the quran praises the murder of jews

Fuck yeah C++

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-02 7:03

Scheme would be Zen, because will make you achieve Satori.

I wrote that before reading the article.
Lisp would be Zen Buddhism - There is no syntax, there is no centralization of dogma, there are no deities to worship. The entire universe is there at your reach - if only you are enlightened enough to grasp it. Some say that it's not a language at all; others say that it's the only language that makes sense.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-02 7:30

>>1
Perl would be Voodoo - An incomprehensible series of arcane incantations that involve the blood of goats and permanently corrupt your soul. Often used when your boss requires you to do an urgent task at 21:00 on friday night.
I lol'd
Python would be Humanism: It's simple, unrestrictive,
ONE WORD: STOPPED READING HERE. LAUGHING HARD

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-02 7:49

>>3

fuck you faggot

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-02 8:03

I lol'd at Erlang, Lua and APL.

Still, the author's opinion about Voodoo is a little offending. I'd advise anyone sharing his views to read http://www.philhine.org.uk/writings/ess_liveletdie.html.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-02 8:46

>>5
a little offending
u mad?

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-02 9:39

>>6

He said he found it ``a little offending'', that usually means he's a little offended by what he read, not mad.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-02 9:46

>>7
He said he ``is supermad'', because his favourite linenoise generator was offended!

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-02 10:02

>>8
he ``is superman'', because his favourite /dev/random interpreter was offended!

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-02 10:16

What a load of horse shit

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-02 10:22

>>9
Stop bastardizing >>8-kuns wonderful post, you dirty cunt

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-02 10:53

>>11
But >>8-kun was WRONG!!! Perl isn't a line noise generator, Perl programmers are line noise generators! WRONG!!!

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-02 11:00

>>11
Ano... >>8-kun wa chigau desu~... Peruru wa Lain noisu generatoru nanka ja nai desu~... Peruru puroguramaa wa Lain noisu generatoru! CHIGAU!!!

If programming languages ...

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